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I hate Lubbock. I hate their pansy-ass band. I hate their stupid-ass grid streets with boring names. I hate the way they smell. I hate their uniforms. I hate their leadership's treatment of an absolute Great American, Mr. Mike Leach. Oh, and fuck Crabtree while we're at it. Fuck their stupid black horse and masked rider; hamstring the former and feed it to the latter's dogs. Their school sucks even more than UNM.* Fuck their campus full of Mrs. degree candidates. Fuck their stupid lazy river. Fuck their stupid coach. Fuck their waste of perfectly adequate store-brand tortillas. If I never see Jones Stadium again, it will be too soon. I hope we crush them, see them driven before us, and hear the lamentations of their women. I want their last memories of playing us to be, "I knew we sucked, but I didn't know we sucked THAT much." I guess their women are hot if you don't mind a few missing teeth and a few parents who are related to each other. They remind me of drool. Fuck Tech. Go Longhorns. *I looked it up. Not much more, mind you, but more.41 points
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I grew up near Lubbock. I’ve listened to their fans my whole life blame everything and everyone else but themselves for every loss they’ve had in every sport. I lived through those god awful third down clickers and Shane Dronnett all but killing a guy in the backfield in Lubbock and Tony Brackens decapitating that tech punter in Austin. I’ve been pulled over by the Lubbock police for having a Longhorn sticker on my car, and watched tech piss away every single good thing they ever accidentally lucked into. Through all of it those motherfuckers never ever shut up about what they are owed, how they have been robbed, and making every excuse for their lifetime shitty performance. My dad died earlier this year, and the thing that I keep thinking about this week is how happy he would be to watch us beat the fuck out of these assholes one last time so this series ends with a 55-17 all time record in favor of the good guys. RIP dad, I’ll have a couple for you while watching this mudhole we are about to drop on these tortilla toddlers. Fuck them and good riddance. In honor of the record I’m calling the final score 55-17 Texas.34 points
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Rig 12 refs tried to rip us off but we won anyways. Drinking in the parking lot until the last ISU fan cleared out was absolutely amazing. Hook ‘em.33 points
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Positive vibes only in this thread. Pure sunshine pumper shit only. I think coach choice and Jonathon Brooks had a talking to with the boys. They are ripping it. So happy if they play like that all game. Quinn is getting rhythm and throwing the throws. Incredible dance moves. Receivers going for yards and completions instead of pure open field. Defense is so fucking filthy it's great. EZ money touchdowns from JWhitt. Fucking hell yes. What a longhorn.31 points
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Well, here it is, the final edition of the scheduled regular season tour where we shove it up the asses of the irate 8 who got left behind Texas currently has scoreboard on every single team in the conference (that’s staying here) other than Texas Tech and Oklahoma State. We get the chance to avenge last years loss on the way out the door and leave this series exactly where it belongs for all time, with us wiping our shit smeared dick on their face after we finish fucking them up the ass. The last couple weeks I’ve had a hard time working up any animosity toward TCU and Iowa State because they are so irrelevant to us, who we are as a program and college football in general. Tech, however, has earned a lifetime of hatred and scorn from me. They blew our chance to win the big 12 in Ricky’s senior season, then another chance in 2002, and finally wrecked our national championship dreams in 2008. We cannot go out like bitches and let them screw up important stuff on our agenda. All those scenarios happened in Lubbock and most of them when Tech had a better team than they do this year. We always take care of them in Austin when we have the slightest bit of an inclination to play hard and focused. I’d say we have more than that going on in our favor this week. Tech is a second rate program in a third rate town with a loudmouth high school coach with a low IQ and a propensity for drunk driving. So, sure, he’d fit in around here just fine, I guess, but let’s go ahead and monkey stomp them and then never have to see, hear, play or think of them again. Y’all were cool when you had Mike Leach and then fucked that up in the dumbest way possible only to go back to your historical norm of being uninterested, uninspiring and unsurprisingly mediocre. Game Week notes here fellas. Hook ‘Em High like an Eagle soars and have a happy thanksgiving.30 points
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His dad sat behind me tonight and was very proud of his son’s performance. As were we. All of the parents were cheering like crazy for each other’s kids, it was cool to see. Good team culture extending to the mommas and daddies Our fan contingent was great. Talked some good shit, too.28 points
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Two years ago Bo Davis set in motion a complete change at Texas with this rant. His unit is now one of the most dominant and feared defensive lines in college football. What he said needed to be said so I say again thank you to Bo Davis.27 points
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Rankings based on FPI (sorry I know it isn't great but it is easy to find) Record vs Top XX Top 10 Texas 1-1 A&M 0-1 Top 20 Texas 2-1 A&M 0-3 Top 40 Texas 5-1 A&M 2-4 Top 100 Texas 10-1 A&M 4-426 points
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I laughed at the one BS spot where they stole a 1st down from us and put the ball 1 yard short. Next play was the touch pass from QE to JWhitt for a TD. Refs actually made it easier for Texas because ISU fully expected the run. Karma.25 points
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Yes, I know I posted this in another thread, I don't give a shit, it belongs here too. Sark shitting on Campbell during his post game presser22 points
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Bama was going to beat us by 21 until they didn’t, then they were the worst bama team ever under Saban, and now they are back to beating us by 21. we caught them in this magical 1-3 week window of vulnerability.21 points
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20 for 117. 5.9 ypc. He gave us almost exactly what J Brooks had been giving us. Our running back Mount Rushmore is about to have about 8 heads. CJ is gonna be a star.19 points
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Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no way to determine a champion19 points
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Imagine being upset that a sophomore has a 70% completion rating with 16 touchdowns and 4 interceptions. Just because your life fucking sucks doesn’t mean you need to project your bullshit on the rest of us. Go outside or something19 points
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Those dorks continue to win a metric fuckton of games they never play, all the while we are getting our asses whipped in a bunch of games we never play. I like the part where they talk about the hypothetical beating Texas would take if they had to play Alabama. Man, it’s too bad these things can’t get settled on the actual field.17 points
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Shutout to Bert Auburn. He struggled early in the season, but has been fucking nails since OU.17 points
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Fire Jimbo because he’s an inflexible martinet who won’t adapt as college football evolves. Then hire Dabo.16 points
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How in the world do they think Texas was lucky in the Iowa State game? Several penalties resulted in about 17 points taken off the board for Texas, the Worthy fumble, and then a couple fumbles for Iowa State that were somehow recovered by them. The only thing that kept this from being a 20 point loss for Iowa State was nothing going our way in the luck department.16 points
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This is baxter's new thread name? Yeah? I think so. Just quoting cuz badass.16 points
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You guys are truly retarded. 23-33 281 2TDs no picks. Solid game by QE.16 points
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We won the last SWC title and the first B12 title. We will win the last B12 title and the first new SEC title. Fight me.15 points
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