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ROFL BOX

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  1. .VCF sent. You should receive it around 0815 Richard has done a few Shaggers on my suggestion; get me some bonus points & mention my name. Sent from my SM-A326U1 using Tapatalk
  2. Keef says "Hey, Mate - hold my [beer, weed, heroin, coke, unfiltered Chesterfields, speed... whatever].
  3. Doesn't FB have a thing similar to Go Fund but zero fees? Sent from my SM-A326U1 using Tapatalk
  4. For the Austin area, does anyone know of a place where I could rent a shop space with a vehicle lift? Need to do a transmission swap & RMS for the '07 Tahoe & quotes are coming in around $ 4,600.00. I can get an AutoZone unit with a [3 or 5... can't remember] year / unlimited mileage warranty, $ 1,850 after core return, so other than the RMS & fluids, that's a shitload of labor. ...Just need access to a lift. Sent from my SM-A326U1 using Tapatalk
  5. I typically use 6 or 7 Q-tips after every shower. Clean my ears & nostrils. I mostly do a rando grab into the box & prob. 80% of the time, I end up with 6. Sent from my SM-A326U1 using Tapatalk
  6. Mom is out there... driving... on her own. Be afraid, be VERY afraid (because as a passenger, I am).
  7. Do we have a full on Qcumber thread? I didn't really dig through the pages to find one, but fuck man...
  8. Any chance this case getting aired out in public will make Meat-Chicken laws up for change or... nah?
  9. Did you recently move out here or is your wife looking to either get hired by DSISD or does she already work for our district? & FYI, if Thaddeus Fortenberry & / or Joanna Day don't get elected come Tuesday, your petition is as good as muerte. The other two running (Olivia & Tricia) are as GQP as anyone you can find & are probably trying tostarve the district into eliminating pretty much ALL public education.
  10. FYI, @Xminus6 did my logo years ago & also an update around 1 year ago. Nothing against the other suggestions however his work was timely & the price was not a burden. *This was back in the HornFans days.
  11. Well, we don't have any evidence to know if the wife is a Fox, Minx or Weasel.
  12. On your house? Or generic to C.P.?
  13. Hi.
  14. What about... I came out of Home Depot & someone f'd up the front of my truck (grille guard is mooshed in enough to prevent me from opening the hood, so by the time of my next oil change I need to get this shit figured out) & put part of the Ranch Hand guard into the driver's fender. Paint was already screwy (got the truck used), so whatevs on that part. I didn't even get the "Hey, I hit your truck & I'm not actually leaving any info here but that old lady was watching me, so I'm putting a rando piece of paper under your wiper blade so she will just leave & won't rat me out" type thing. Uninsured motorist? What's the deal here? I'm guessing this is gonna mean (at best) 1 fender & maybe new brackets for the Ranch Hand. At worst, maybe $ 4,500 or so? Truck is a 2004, however it's a Cummins & I've seen shitboxes like me advertised on Facebook in the Dodge Ram groups for $ 12,500 or more.
  15. When I was around 10 years old, I had picked up this affectation. It was a sorta "natural" thing that just flowed like saying "Hi" to someone you pass in the grocery store aisles. I didn't even notice it, even if I didn't really ever have those sorta ideas in my head. I'd rather go with "There's humans, & then there's assholes."
  16. I wonder who is in her Squad.
  17. While I cannot personally speak for Governor Hotwheels, IMO having to look @ this would definitely not induce me to get a Woodrow Wilson: Then again, Marguerite wasn't exactly a bombshell either: (mistress to FDR)
  18. Besides, you *really* want to giver her the meat, yeah?
  19. That's 90% of the other moments.
  20. 17 year old girl. Insisted on doing pretty much everything to her taste & not what would "wow" the various judges. I would LIKE to say that we had a "bonding" moment, however she spent the whole time telling me "I know - I know... just let me do it MY way!" HEB Pink Salt & Medley Pepper (from a grinder), No chips, no wood, no smoke, no sauce, no baste. 2 Chops, select your preferred of the ones they provided. Turn in was stated as "1030... can be up to 10 minutes earlier, 10 minutes later" (which to me essentially says 1040, but whatever). I tried to get her to wrap in foil for the walk to the judges tent & @ 1028... down to the wire... @ the last moment, slip it out & onto their foil (to keep as much moisture inside as was possible) however she refused that for whatever reason her brain came up with. I mean, shit... I've only been doing this Cookoff Committee thing for 17 years now, what do I know? Didn't place in the top 5 out of 32 contestants. That's all I know. I really do wish it was more of a "daughter & dad" thing, but essentially I was on hand because I had to be there vs. her going at it solo.
  21. It's gonna cost a lot less to hire a skank for 10 minutes.
  22. OK, then... Rager hot coals & pull around 135 - 137. 3 minutes per side? Down to the last 12 hours here... check in is @ 1030.
  23. Seems she is on this process / schedule: Bring coal basket that we already use in my Weber. Olive oil as binder Salt & pepper from grinder (Trried to get her to add some maple sugar or garlic or onion powder... refuses) Rager of coals (provided, must use theirs). She isn't interested in ANY wood (chips, chunks, etc). Cannot get her interested in any sauce. I have explained that she needs to cook to the projected judges tastes & not her own, however she won't listen to that. . . . . . . . . . . 15 seconds on side 1, rotate 90⁰... Another 15 seconds with turn 15 seconds on side 2, rotate 90⁰... Another 15 seconds with turn . . . . . 3 minutes on side 1 3 minutes on side 2 Probe for 165⁰ Pull, wrap in foil. Grand total of around 7 minutes. If turn in is 1230, aim for turn in @ ~1227. Put on the fire around 1215, folloq the sched. from above & pull @ 1222, wrap in our own foil & walk it to the judging tent. Transfer at the very last moment out of our heavy duty foil into THEIR required foil & hand it in. Sent from my SM-A326U1 using Tapatalk
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