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ROFL BOX

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  1. Where is the project? Has this already been discussed? Don't make me read 38 prior posts... I'm lazy & need to get the docs finished for another Shagger... shouldn't even be in here screwing around. $ 12.00 per square... so I was off a bit, but def. not $ 18 per square. & it's even less $$ difference on a "bulk" purchase (16 squares or more). & If I buy through the "Bid Room" the other items on the ticket will also cost less... vapor barrier, lead jacks, correct sized drip edge, silicone, ridge vent, starter, nails, etc. Also... imagine this: in 15 years you're selling the property. 50% of the life span left (15 more years) vs. only 5 years., or 25%.
  2. Yes, Mitch can bring a guest if Mitch buys a ticket. Sent from my SM-A326U1 using Tapatalk
  3. The damn thing started heating properly & then we got 3 or 4 loads dried ... then it shit the bed again. So... ¿NOT the heating element? Sent from my SM-A326U1 using Tapatalk
  4. Labor costs are identical for a 3T vs. Dimensional. Parts difference is maybe $ 5.00 / square. Don't cheap out - get the 30 year product. Also, did you ever receive my PM? Sent from my SM-A326U1 using Tapatalk
  5. I'm nopefishing the hell away from this one. ZERO LIABILITY, BITCHES!!! Sent from my SM-A326U1 using Tapatalk
  6. 4x the price if it's an NFT.
  7. "Oh, the Frenchmen"... I think this may be a new nickname for my guy parts.
  8. Are we permitted to say that your wife is an idiot? Because she doesn't SOUND like an idiot - she absolutely IS one.
  9. Or at least a mini-donkey to keep it company. Donkeys are smaller than horses & therefore eat less. Maybe a mini-goat instead.
  10. It's-a-trap.jpg/gif/bmp Sent from my SM-A326U1 using Tapatalk
  11. I have a disappoint that nobody has suggested going to law school. ¿Shag², why hath thou forsaken me? Sent from my SM-A326U1 using Tapatalk
  12. OK, I'll ask the question everyone is dying to get an answer to: ¿Topic? Sent from my SM-A326U1 using Tapatalk
  13. One of these days, Home Depot is gonna get sued & lose a shitload of $$. The sign on the door *clearly* says "only service dogs permitted", but not only do they not enforce that, there are employees who routinely have dog treats in their aprons & hand them out. I will admit guilt in bringing OUR Doberman (Major) & later Corgi (Scout) into H.D., however that was as a puppy that would always remain in the basket. Sent from my SM-A326U1 using Tapatalk
  14. Orthopedic doc offices with a stupid small # of handicapped spaces AND over 75% of the remaining spots are all "SmartCar" sized. Sent from my SM-A326U1 using Tapatalk
  15. It be 'lecktrickity. Sent from my SM-A326U1 using Tapatalk
  16. Remind us again... where do you live? Sent from my SM-A326U1 using Tapatalk
  17. This goes over even better if it is a cheap single stem flower & candies that you get from a gas station around 6p. *be sure to eat 1 or 2 of the 12 chocolates ("I wanted to make sure it wasn't poisoned") **flower that unrolls into ladies underwear, one or two sizes up is best. Sent from my SM-A326U1 using Tapatalk
  18. Suck / squeeze / bang / blow Check the fuel line for any tiny splits or dry rot cracks. Make sure the fuel line is seated properly. Get a q-tip & apply some cleaner to it, then wipe down the carb, butterfly, throats, etc. Shock & awe yourself over the schmutz that will come clean. Maybe even remove the carb & get a bit deeper; be sure to not damage the gasket (& check that out for any damage, nicks, splits, dry rot, etc). Sent from my SM-A326U1 using Tapatalk
  19. Kenmore "heavy duty" dryer. Unit is ~20 years old. Multiple issues & I'm too cheap to buy new when (I assume) this stuff could easily be fixed. Will sorta heat on the "normal" setting, but not get up to a "high" temperature. Not heating on the timed setting. Not seeing much (if any) lint on the screen. When the cycle is over, it will buzz incessantly until you pop / crack the door. Help me, Shag²... you're my only hope. Sent from my SM-A326U1 using Tapatalk
  20. I have always heard they were long lasting & use then often for a temporary repair until the insurance company can get an adjuster out to inspect & write their estimate. I think I have had one covered with the Grip Rite product for around 3 months while we argued with the insurer over their shit-tacular estimate. Either way, they are better than the common felt products. Lays smoother, more flat & if if you have to leave any of it on overnight to work the roof the next day, felt will wrinkle a LOT due to condensation whereas this stuff will not suffer the moisture. Sent from my SM-A326U1 using Tapatalk
  21. Unfortunately, Mrs. ROFL is the "Why didn't i get flowers delivered to work so I can show off to everyone" type. & I absolutely hate buying even more jewelry when she already has plenty that never gets worn. My brother has a sensible wife who is the "Hey, how about for Xmas we get a new dishwasher?" type & I resent him for that. Camp Mabry is having a Valentine's "Sweetheart Dance" this Saturday & of course this apparently is a hideous idea... why would I even THINK of that? https://www.tmfhf.org/what-we-do/events/ I also have our 19th wedding anniversary coming up in Early April, so I get to relive this bullshit again in 2 months. Sent from my SM-A326U1 using Tapatalk
  22. Like the man asked, where & when? Sent from my SM-A326U1 using Tapatalk
  23. Deadmau5 when he was a Continental. Sent from my SM-A326U1 using Tapatalk
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