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ROFL BOX

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  1. I had a legitimate 15 seconds of screen time during the XXIX show, so fuck you.
  2. ROFL BOX

    Getting old sucks

    It's always closer than you think.
  3. 100 square ft. (5' x 20'... 10' x 10'... whatever... is referred to as a "square". Your average double wide mobile home is around 24 "squares"... 2,400 square ft. of roof area.
  4. Where is the project? Has this already been discussed? Don't make me read 38 prior posts... I'm lazy & need to get the docs finished for another Shagger... shouldn't even be in here screwing around. $ 12.00 per square... so I was off a bit, but def. not $ 18 per square. & it's even less $$ difference on a "bulk" purchase (16 squares or more). & If I buy through the "Bid Room" the other items on the ticket will also cost less... vapor barrier, lead jacks, correct sized drip edge, silicone, ridge vent, starter, nails, etc. Also... imagine this: in 15 years you're selling the property. 50% of the life span left (15 more years) vs. only 5 years., or 25%.
  5. Yes, Mitch can bring a guest if Mitch buys a ticket. Sent from my SM-A326U1 using Tapatalk
  6. The damn thing started heating properly & then we got 3 or 4 loads dried ... then it shit the bed again. So... ¿NOT the heating element? Sent from my SM-A326U1 using Tapatalk
  7. Labor costs are identical for a 3T vs. Dimensional. Parts difference is maybe $ 5.00 / square. Don't cheap out - get the 30 year product. Also, did you ever receive my PM? Sent from my SM-A326U1 using Tapatalk
  8. I'm nopefishing the hell away from this one. ZERO LIABILITY, BITCHES!!! Sent from my SM-A326U1 using Tapatalk
  9. 4x the price if it's an NFT.
  10. "Oh, the Frenchmen"... I think this may be a new nickname for my guy parts.
  11. Are we permitted to say that your wife is an idiot? Because she doesn't SOUND like an idiot - she absolutely IS one.
  12. Or at least a mini-donkey to keep it company. Donkeys are smaller than horses & therefore eat less. Maybe a mini-goat instead.
  13. It's-a-trap.jpg/gif/bmp Sent from my SM-A326U1 using Tapatalk
  14. I have a disappoint that nobody has suggested going to law school. ¿Shag², why hath thou forsaken me? Sent from my SM-A326U1 using Tapatalk
  15. OK, I'll ask the question everyone is dying to get an answer to: ¿Topic? Sent from my SM-A326U1 using Tapatalk
  16. One of these days, Home Depot is gonna get sued & lose a shitload of $$. The sign on the door *clearly* says "only service dogs permitted", but not only do they not enforce that, there are employees who routinely have dog treats in their aprons & hand them out. I will admit guilt in bringing OUR Doberman (Major) & later Corgi (Scout) into H.D., however that was as a puppy that would always remain in the basket. Sent from my SM-A326U1 using Tapatalk
  17. Orthopedic doc offices with a stupid small # of handicapped spaces AND over 75% of the remaining spots are all "SmartCar" sized. Sent from my SM-A326U1 using Tapatalk
  18. It be 'lecktrickity. Sent from my SM-A326U1 using Tapatalk
  19. Remind us again... where do you live? Sent from my SM-A326U1 using Tapatalk
  20. This goes over even better if it is a cheap single stem flower & candies that you get from a gas station around 6p. *be sure to eat 1 or 2 of the 12 chocolates ("I wanted to make sure it wasn't poisoned") **flower that unrolls into ladies underwear, one or two sizes up is best. Sent from my SM-A326U1 using Tapatalk
  21. Suck / squeeze / bang / blow Check the fuel line for any tiny splits or dry rot cracks. Make sure the fuel line is seated properly. Get a q-tip & apply some cleaner to it, then wipe down the carb, butterfly, throats, etc. Shock & awe yourself over the schmutz that will come clean. Maybe even remove the carb & get a bit deeper; be sure to not damage the gasket (& check that out for any damage, nicks, splits, dry rot, etc). Sent from my SM-A326U1 using Tapatalk
  22. Kenmore "heavy duty" dryer. Unit is ~20 years old. Multiple issues & I'm too cheap to buy new when (I assume) this stuff could easily be fixed. Will sorta heat on the "normal" setting, but not get up to a "high" temperature. Not heating on the timed setting. Not seeing much (if any) lint on the screen. When the cycle is over, it will buzz incessantly until you pop / crack the door. Help me, Shag²... you're my only hope. Sent from my SM-A326U1 using Tapatalk
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