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ROFL BOX

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  1. Sent from my SM-A326U1 using Tapatalk
  2. Double Penetration
  3. How many times has she asked you "Why are they punting? Don't they get 4 chances to get 10 yards?" Sent from my SM-A326U1 using Tapatalk
  4. Honestly, if you aren't experiencing micro-aggressions between you & the spouse, are you even married?
  5. ROFL BOX

    Getting old sucks

    My back has been hurting (muscular) for quite awhile. Chalk that up to the last 20 years in the roofin' bidness, I guess. Over the last 4 or 5 weeks, I've asked the wife for a rub (no tug) & I get a "well have you done the stretches & taken a hot bath" thing. Finally 2 days ago I responded with "Y'know, every time YOU ask for a massage, I simply say "yes" & 20 minutes later, you're feeling a bit better. All you respond with is "what have you done?" <insert rage emoticon here>
  6. I've seen lots of talk about these in the Facebook Cummins forums. What year is yours? I'm a 2004 & so far haven't felt the need to go that extra step.
  7. Line item responses in bold. @FirstTimeCaller, did you get my PM?
  8. Non sound-deadening response: Where is the build? What city / town?
  9. John Lewis is a known quantity & also doesn't "hide" behind a Shag² avatar, so... yeah. Sent from my SM-A326U1 using Tapatalk
  10. I always have assumed you look like your avatar & of course I'm a Burnt Orange hotrod IRL. Sent from my SM-A326U1 using Tapatalk
  11. I think it was some sort of a cider-y craft & even MIA will tell you he has an odor... sorta like "round is a shape, right?" Hands? Well... we didn't really touch each other so I can't say anything about that.
  12. In no particular order: "ballpark cost on a regular single story 1980's build 1,800 sq. ft." means little for what we do. The measurement is on the "up & over", not the straight line of the concrete slab, etc. The best thing is for you to check your PM & I'll have an offline chat with you regarding a lot of topics, related. Best time to replace, you are definitely onto something. Obv. hail is random & it can show up in random places & times. We cannot predict much other than Spring has a higher possibility. I have plenty of customers who want to wait until "season" is over so they don't have the probability of another strike, so... yeah. & You are right about "dusting", where shingles don't bond due to colder temperatures & high wind can cause small bits of dirt & whatnot to get between the shingle courses. As to the heat, we work 365 days a year if the conditions are right & even in the 100 degree summer days, we take breaks as needed. Supply chain, we are actually doing a decent amount of Home Depot purchases & if it's a ground drop situation where we have to hand load anyhow (cannot load via boom truck due to trees, power or other lines) then a "wholesaler" isn't a possibility anyhow. Also, HD is often lower priced on the same products that we find through the "wholesaler" (i.e. mostly only roofing products). There ARE some specialty shingles that cannot come from HD (recently did roof for @joe dirt & his neighbor to the R - Pflugerville - we used a specific shingle that cannot come through HD unless a stupid high markup is added on. The delay on the Atlas shingle was maybe 3 weeks IIRC & the current HD products is maybe 7 days on the longest. For Central Texas Home Depot, it's Owens Corning & for Architectural / Dimensional shingles (30 year type shingles) with the Oakridge & Duration (Duration is a step above in the Dimensional line... thicker nail line, double cement line, etc). Both are appropriate to use. Depending on your various structure's particulars & product needs / wants, if we got a deposit today, the roof could go on inside of 10 days if needed. Check your PM's.
  13. Wrong. Today's GOP has no spine.
  14. Do you even overweight Hispanic female, bro? & With 2 or 3 kids under 9 years old who apparently have to stick their fingers into / on every single food item?
  15. Am I allowed to say that your wife is a dumbass?
  16. Yes / this site is full of 'em / yes.
  17. & Those require battery power to your phone. So if you are dealing with a power outage, I'm gonna hoard every % of phone power that I have.
  18. If you're in the Central Texas area, I have a guy.
  19. My wife scraped the passenger side of the '97 C-1500 (8 ft. bed). Hit the keypad for the gate @ her parents house. Zero clue how she managed that because she has come in & out of that same gate with the key[ad setup in place for over 10 years... there is a really nice slice in the bed (level with the keypad weather shield / mounting bracket thing) that runs around 12" long.
  20. Circular ID call-outs not going away.
  21. Last gasp on candles; yes, for cold weather power outages it's quite surprising how much heat they actually produce. When I had my townhouse, I could have like 7 or 8 of them rolling downstairs on a 50 degree night & the upstairs was quite comfortable. That said, with Snowpocalypse '21, we used my Milwaukee rocket lights (M12 & M18 versions). I had all of my batteries fully prepped & for the nights, we had plenty of light & a gas stovetop to work with. The only hassle was not having the fan running in the bedroom. Going to sleep with no white noise is freaky.
  22. I'd post a pic of my tray, but [mention=2036]MissingInAction[/mention] already did that. I will wait on a green light from MIA before I post a pic of me, him & John Lewis. Also [& you know who you are], a lot of you assholes obviously owe LA (& Ali) a shitload of apologies. When John was fired from the South 1st operation, it was quite bloody & of course not having even a scant of information, the hate for LA was off the charts. Move forward a few years to the "Official Meat Purveyor" @ 6th & Pedernales & after the investors found out the truth (i.e. a pit was repo'd, bridges got burned), very few stepped up to admit they were wrong about how all of that went down for the schism between John & LeAnn. With what little resources available to me, I did my best to help John with the South 1st shop. It's like "Breaking Bad" where one small (bad) decision leads to another fork in the road & that leads to another bad one, etc. Nobody can read the tea leaves & of course hindsight 20/20, etc. to know what was coming for the next ~10 years of his life. Wherever he is, whatever he might be doing, hopefully John has found some respite & is enjoying peace (whatever that is for him).
  23. Cannot post pics via Tapa, will have to go @ that from my computer later today. Did see @luke duke, John Lewis, Aaron F. & am hanging with MIA. No mushrooms were observed onsite. Sent from my SM-A326U1 using Tapatalk
  24. If you're serious, maybe I'll pick you up somewhere in the area? Parking will prob. be a hassle... maybe @Judge Roybeanbag should drive vs. taking my truck. His skateboard sized car would be an easier one to park Sent from my SM-A326U1 using Tapatalk
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