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ROFL BOX

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  1. Y'know how you are @ a restaurant & you & her decide to try each other's food? Well, if you swap forks as a part of this sharing then FFS you had better give back HER [fork / spoon], whatevs. The randomness of the universe put THAT SPECIFIC & EXACT utensil under her exclusive dominion for the duration of the time spent at THAT table & Fuck You Very Much if you think you're gonna take HER [spoon / fork]. ¹these same rules apply when dining @ home, her parents, etc. ²I like to piss her off by occasionally making a quick hide under the table & clanging them around so she won't know which is which.
  2. Dowry, wife giving up her family name, until the mid-70's women not being able to get bank loans or a credit card or own real property, etc. & FWIW, I tell both of my kids that @ it's core, marriage needs to be seen as a legal binding. Who gives a shit if any particular religion says it's through the uprights? F that noise.
  3. You will be single within 2 years. Check back in with us mid Jan 26 (unless a giant meteor has fully completed it's job by then). Now we're getting somewhere.
  4. ☆STILL☆ not sure if the User I.D. checks out...
  5. Uncertainty as to whether or not the User I.D checks out.
  6. 1. Did you miss the name of this thread where it is "Trivial Things"? 2. The hot chocolate ratio is maybe 2:15 for both coffee & tea. Apparently the kids are burning through the hot chocolate whereas the coffee obviously isn't as popular.
  7. ROFL BOX replied to a post in a topic in Lulz
    Area man has mediocre opinions about once relevant and topically snarky satire / parody news(ish) site. Turn to page 14 for continued coverage.
  8. 1. You have been a member since... & 2. You have this many posts... But you're only ☆now☆ figuring this out?
  9. No harness & barefoot. My taint got all tingly (& not in a good way).
  10. If you have to ask, apparently it didn't fit (use more effort... & maybe any of those soaps).
  11. "Wives & the Stupid Shit" thread 3 doors over, but... yeah.
  12. I'm thinking she's better qualified to make pancakes.
  13. Correctumundo.
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