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stork642

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  1. T-shirt fan here. But then I have an accounting degree and have never worked in the field. I’m all over the place. A high school friend played at Texas in the early 90s and have been Hooked as a fan ever since. Drives my Aggie wife absolutely fucking nuts. Quite satisfying really. And before you ask no I do not make as much money as a nurse but very few do.
  2. Well I probably didn’t need another ER but I’m not passing on a SBSP.
  3. Well it no surprise at how ridiculous ESPN can be after all they decided to politicize just about every sports story on their sports network. What could go wrong?
  4. I’m in. I definitely don’t see us going all Nebraska in this game therefore Sark wins the opening. Will the giant Sez longhorn glow orange after every win now?
  5. That’s the same carpet as Horseshoe Bay right?
  6. Hopefully they are better than Sally’s.
  7. Texas has really good talent and is not coached by potato or arrogant fake Mensa. Easy win.
  8. About the same odds as South Austin’s mom taking a vow of chastity.
  9. For a second there I thought I had stumbled into Texags.
  10. Picked up ECBP B521 yesterday. Interested to do a blind against A121. B batch has some mixed reviews.
  11. If he scores the announcer better say Cha Ching or I will be hitting mute. Oops, I think Brando the Clown is doing this first game so it will already be muted.
  12. It’s not 13 but it will do.
  13. That’s great news about the offense but on the other hand what’s going on with the defense? I blame the monkey.
  14. Unless Texas turns the ball over 4+ times it will be an easy win against the Cajuns. I really like Whittington and hope he has a great year but it may be time for him to sign an NIL deal with Waterford Crystal.
  15. That’s got lost deposit written all over it.
  16. This is always the case with any good defense from the beginning of time but you do you. Usually you are better at finding more legitimate things to cry about. But I can’t say I’ve ever heard the we have too much experience angle. Should have known that Whittington’s injury would be Satya’s dog whistle.
  17. Ehlinger was playing hurt and that doesn’t change the fact the that Colorado defense was ass my dude.
  18. Well the brisket wasn’t as good as it normally is so that explains why. I totally forgot about their new location. I’ll go by there next week.
  19. If only we could play that Colorado defense 12 times this year all problems would disappear like a fart in the wind.
  20. Bodacious on Mobberly in Longview yesterday. Ribs were fantastic.
  21. Can’t we just pull some dudes off the street like the Oilers used to do. Surely we can find someone who can catch a football.
  22. If you can catch a wrench you can catch a dodge, I mean, football.
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