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stork642

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  1. Is this Joey Freshwater’s sister?
  2. Lincoln Riley uses second harvest beans in his chili.
  3. Did you miss the whole part where she was grinding on his lap? Good luck with a sexual assault claim. Urban clearly did this on purpose to eject from the Jax job. Even he knew he couldn’t fake another medical condition.
  4. The best part is the coach who demands personal accountability from his players blames group of people next door for his strange groping.
  5. He knows it smells like burnt couch. Everything in Columbus does.
  6. After seeing this I’m really shocked he didn’t handle that Zack Smith situation better. Let’s not be so quick to judge who of us can say with a straight face the we haven’t hung out with the grandkids and then immediately go grind on some couch burning strange. We’ve all been there.
  7. We need to start recruiting players that don’t have uncles.
  8. Lincoln Riley enjoys the prep for colonoscopies.
  9. Lincoln Riley walks up to strangers and says “would you look at that” over and over.
  10. Lincoln Riley set the fire at the Renesas chip factory.
  11. Lincoln Riley always goes to the middle urinal and asks how everyone’s doing. Lincoln Riley is certain OJ will find the real killer. Lincoln Riley loves hairless cats.
  12. Lincoln Riley’s favorite vacation spot is Wuhan, China.
  13. Lincoln Riley drives a PT Cruiser with the stick family sticker that includes their dogs and cats.
  14. Rattler will play awful and get pulled and the OU backup will come in and keep it close but Horns win.
  15. Some E H Taylor tonight for the Texas win and inevitable Aggie loss.
  16. 🦑🐙👈👆👉👊💩🐙🦑
  17. It’s not his fault. It clearly states on the packaging to call your doctor if your erection last more than 4 hrs.
  18. The Big 12 is still making kissy faces at OU. We know mean old Texas made y’all leave the conference. I was shocked that we didn’t get a phantom holding call in the final drive.
  19. They Suck!!!!!!
  20. I’m guessing it definitely didn’t help the wife sleep that night. Chernobyl Dutch Oven.
  21. I had a pretty good day. Stop by one of my regular stores that will call me for allocated stuff from time to time. Last time I was in there I hadn’t gotten a call but stopped in just to look. The girl working was talking to a guy that got called and went to the back and brought him a SP 350 ml Blanton’s. I asked her if there were anymore and she went back and brought one to me. Today I was just looking again and she walked up to me and asked if I was looking for anything specific. I said I’m always looking for more difficult to find stuff. I thought she was just being nice. She walks to the back and comes back out and says she can’t tell me what is back there but if I guess she can go get it. I’ve been looking for Weller 12 and Weller FP so I mentioned those and she said nope so I asked if they had any Henry McKenna 10 and she went back to look and then walked out with.... I nearly shit myself. I should probably go buy a lotto ticket.
  22. Good at crime just bad at getting away with it. If that doesn’t screen OU I don’t know what does.
  23. You would think but also wouldn’t high school football players want to play high school football?
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