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Tex Pete

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  1. Wheels came smooth off!
  2. The driver of said surly semi was caught on camera fleeing the scene, headed toward Cowboys Stadium...
  3. Somebody has to serve the drinks. I think that's curriculum they cover at the main campus.
  4. Well, their weekend is free anyway...
  5. Reminds me of the UNLV Runnin' Rebels and that era of college basketball. Them and Loyola Marymount and other teams running up and down the court and scoring 120+ points. It's fun that several Big 12 schools approach the game differently.
  6. Especially if the Notre Dame players repeatedly tell them "No! No! No!"
  7. Probably someone from Chicago mocking all the "idiot Texans" who don't know how to drive in the conditions. Will end up totaled out on a guardrail somewhere this afternoon.
  8. One stroke, done. I'm in. I'm out. I'm smokin'.
  9. Why are you crying? Every team tries to move the ball every week against us and everyone else. Maybe you'll be able to. Maybe you won't. One thing is certain: the team that Michigan destroyed again is the same team that will be playing in Arlington tomorrow night.
  10. The stories they make up are hilarious. Not sure if they do it because it is turdition or because they're just crybabies, but Fantasyland must be a special place. The only agreement anyone ever had with that glorified JUCO was to let them in the conference. They have proven to be unethical and terrible partners who consider any agreements only good as long as they benefit from them. See: always voting for unequal revenue sharing, plotting behind the Big12's back for a couple of years, lying about it, and then trying to destroy the conference after they ran away from it. And I just checked my notes-- yep .500 in the Big 12 and .500 in the SEC. 100 year decision indeed!
  11. Except it wasn’t. You beclown yourself.
  12. Mack bragged about 9 win seasons. That was his metric. Not 10. To be clear.
  13. Well, we need to put our foot on the gas in this game.
  14. As Colonel Sanders. He's tets up.
  15. Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night can make the aggies shut the fuck up.
  16. And that's why you want to play them. Thankfully, I do not have any actual aggies in my family. Have some extended cousins who root for them, but not actual aggies. I pay them no mind because they're ignorant. To me, aggies are like dog shit on the bottom of your shoe. There is nothing good about them, and they just stink up everything in their vicinity. Like washing dog shit off or throwing away those shoes...
  17. Can't imagine what he would be like in a game thread.
  18. "The Mack Brown-Mark Mangino Memorial Towel Stick and Ass Wiper" has a nice ring to it. Make it so, CDC. Seriously, I wish he would wait until after the playoffs to make his presence known.
  19. I would rather not be tied to that boat anchor of buffoonery, given the choice. They're both hayseeds and pussies. We should sue to prevent them from having TEXAS on their uniforms. As in, everything they wear should just say "A&M." They embarrass the Great State.
  20. Right because they didn't buy that #1 class in 2022 with bag money. They also didn't try to blow up the Big 12 or our move to the SEC. And they didn't throw a wall-eyed fit to get the resumption of the series played there. Super nice, ethical folks. WHOOP!
  21. Mack was there to give Rodney pointers and left pleased.
  22. The Cloak Room is a perfect place for political discussion. This board is not.
  23. Both undoubtedly have closets full of jorts.
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