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GhostOfTomJoad

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  1. That fumble on first down after the big run was costly. Felt like the Rams were ready to punch it in. Tie game after settling for 3.
  2. Kupp snags the danger throw. Big first.
  3. Not the start LA needed to the 2nd half.
  4. Philly fans gonna refill their asshole juice at half.
  5. Flea flicker to the te screen. Neat
  6. Philly is gonna have to gift the ball to LA if the Rams are gonna have a chance.
  7. Thought that was a pick for sure. Strong g hands by the wr.
  8. 26 is a beast. Damn.
  9. Those are some big snowflakes starting to fall.
  10. Bullet to Higbee for the TD.
  11. Hey Mackenzie, this is so comically obvious it's you that you might as well come on out and say it. Ten posts ever on surly, exclusively in this thread, and only referencing things that fitlump would know such as the details on her council voting history and this latest gem about her interview process. Own your success! You've come a long way from being a blackout drunk at the Water Tank 4-5 nights a week. Although inquiring minds still want to know how you assembled those bunk beds using a drill missing its battery pack.
  12. Yep. If you're bored, go look at the bios of the dozens and dozens of the employees listed under their 'About Us' section. Seemingly every other person is a vice president or director of a Very Important Sounding Discipline. But it's rare to find someone that doesn't have at least a graduate degree or PhD in a health related field. Then there's ol' fitlump, who is "currently completing her bachelor's degree in emergency management at West Texas A&M." I guess Harvard just wasn't challenging enough for her. She found her grift. Bravo.
  13. Alright, fitlump's been out of a job for a couple weeks now. Has she officially launched her next grift? Is she back to holding court at the Water Tank and The Mill? Serving as an escort to retired Lt Colonels at Balcones CC? I'm sure someone's spotted her in her trademark too tight red dress and Chucks sitting on a barstool somewhere as she talks way too loudly into her phone about how Greg and Ted and Don won't stop calling her asking for her advice.
  14. And we've heard of Brisket's ability to create natural jet-fuel level gas on demand simply by eating...well, damn near ANYTHING and chasing it with some beers so give him a six pack, some Allsup's and a water ski ramp to launch from and watch that man fly that boat back to Texas like an eagle soars.
  15. Needed that! Of course they call it incomplete pass. No intentional grounding either [emoji849]
  16. I've lived this a few times over my 55 years. It was a fun season, Vikes. You far exceeded expectations & now is when the soul of a fan gets crushed again.
  17. Whenever I see pics of @immamac I think "surely this guy must keep a plumber on retainer just to clean the hair out of his shower drain."
  18. TEXAS [emoji869]
  19. This guy's ready to kick some buckeye ass tonight. Hook em [emoji869]
  20. Journey's Raised on Radio tour at the FEC in '86. Glass Tiger opened. The tension amongst the band was palpable. Just a flat, going through the motions while thinking the guy onstage next to you is the real asshole. Only concert where I've ever seen a drummer play TWO solos. [emoji849] Just looked it up & was surprised to see Randy Jackson was the bassist for that tour.
  21. Looks like the ou cheerleader bought some bolt ons.
  22. Just waiting for the orange fuck to blame the SoCal fires on Biden/Newsom and break out the old "rake the forests" tropes. At least the outgoing admin won't delay federal response/emergency declarations due to politics. Sorry, blue state voters. The leopards are gonna feast on you as well.
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