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The Earl of Texas

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  1. Dude had a great game. He's putting it together. Don't want to be hyperbolic here but The Legend of Vince really only lasted about 1.5 seasons. That first half of 04 was rough, had mfers calling for Chance Mock and other various horseshit
  2. God I hate Oklahoma so much. That was fucking sweet. And we've got no shortage of chicken little bitches on this site, some of y’all need to buck up and quit with all the crying bullshit
  3. I'm surprised, with Arch on deck, that we rolled the dice on this OL instead of hitting the portal for proven players and buying them out. Not that it would matter, as Arch plays bad when OL is good and Caldwell threw the best pass of the season in his one chance tonight, but still, FLA just crushing us with 4 DL is not what you might expect.
  4. That shit was PATHETIC
  5. That shit was PATHETIC
  6. Went ahead and booked all my flights & hotels for every playoff game.
  7. 11-25 (44%) for 114 yards against UTEP. And it seemed worse than that if you watched it. I hope Arch figures it out and becomes the man (and I don't think that's a long shot to happen) but you're delusional if you think any of our other QBs don't crush that stat line today.
  8. Play ugly, win big. Not too bad all things considered. Room for improvement is equally encouraging and concerning.
  9. The blue chipper picks up aluminum siding, and TOSSES IT TO THE GROUND! ITS HARDIPLANK! ITS HARDIPLANK! "I just want to thank God for helping me weather all storms, and hardiplank for helping my momma's house weather all storms"
  10. Man, a lot of wasted effort from the 'Sky is falling' crew. Stunt on these hoes
  11. HBO has great documentaries, Netflix ones have a woeful batting average. With that said, each of them produced a doc on the Oceangate sub, and I recommend you watch them both if you have both services. They cover it from very different angles, they're both good.
  12. Fuck yeah, hook 'em. Now need some strong vets to come on in support roles on one or two year deals, and this team will be looking relatively complete. I know KD is aging but he's a scoring upgrade from what we've had and should compliment inside game nicely.
  13. A guy who couldn't play 'setting the standard' for guys who can... that's rich. As for me, I tuned in the entire season, and watched us win a lot against a lot of great opponents. It was fun as hell. I can't control product on the field (my NIL donations, aside) so I enjoy what's enjoyable and I dont whine when things don't go my way.
  14. Rough ending but we got cold at the wrong time. And I know everyone deals with injury, but we really did. Badass season. Conference champs in first year under the new skipper, future is bright. 🤘 RIP "SEC Ready" 2023-2025
  15. Looking to take my kiddo to her first Longhorn game. She will want to wander around the stadium during the game so likely looking for cheapish tix. Thanks.
  16. Your brain can only take so many trips to Pillsburg
  17. We just signed Higgins (WR Iowa St) to a fully guaranteed deal. First second-round pick to ever get a fully guaranteed deal. Im all for high risk/reward moves, and I think some of the extensions we signed recently are big on that, but I just don't see the reward here. Hopefully one of y’all can explain it to me.
  18. Cam Rising is medically retiring from football. His 8th year of eligibility was apparently in play but he is two years older than CJ Stroud, who has been to the NFL playoffs twice. Fare the well, we hardly knew ye
  19. Bru transferred to a retirement home, I mean, medically retired from football. He went undrafted/unsigned out of draft.
  20. Pretty sick to have to wait until May to lose a series... Schloss will help the boys make lemonade out of this, we'll bounce back. Also, for a team that "wasn't ready" for the SEC, the entire conference throws a digital-kegger any time we lose - that's respect. 🤘
  21. Oh, I thought we came down on Slowik's play call putting Tank in on goal line as the culprit... Im good with knots though. Hang everyone!
  22. Understand where you're coming from but a few counterpoints: - Ersery is a tackle, he had a great day against Penn State's Top 5 EDGE. Draft profile says he could play guard but there's still IOL available in FA. He's our new tackle. - Did you see the WR corps we rolled out against KC and LAC? If Nico's the X, we just drafted our Y and Z starters for years to come, with Kirk there to allow them room to grow. And we replaced our KR. Some other picks are just SWARM guys. We want what SF has, a very tough group who beats up on others. Whether that pans out who knows. - Graham Maeetz is an A+ pussy. This one is no good.
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