TEXAS 38
blowU 24
Bijan & Worthy? Gotta go Tree fiddy
Don't have a lot of stories but in 2019, Mrs BGH and I meet up (of course by Big Tex) early with my sister, BIL, and their daughter (ALL 3 UT grads). We grab a couple of corn dogs and my BIL and I take turns standing in the beer line and are pretty much putting away quite a few before 9am. I start laughing and my BIL says "what's up".... I just told him I am going to fuck some dirt burglars. Group of about 10-15 Sooner sorority girls are trying to take selfies with Big Tex in the background. I walk over to em in my UT gear and ball cap and tell 'em, here I'll take your pictures. They look at me like WTF but a couple hand over their phones. I take a few steps back to get them in frame, flash them the HORNS UP, say Hook Em! and tell them to smile as I snap off 3-4 with each phone..... Walk over, give them their phones back and they proceed to yell "You Asshole" !!! as I had switched the camera view to myself and they had plenty of pics of a laughing 50 something Hornfan on their phone...Being young, They easily shitcanned mine and got a blowU fan to then take more.
Best was as I continued to get unsuspecting sooners with my ruse was my BIL thinking that I was going to get him into a fight BEFORE the game even started. The last couple I got were in at least their late 70's or early 80's (being from OK , meant they were probably 30), they proudly stood in front of Big Tex, flashed the Horns down and when I gave them their phone back, the old man's face turned as crimson as his jacket. He glared at us as we laughed, looked back at his phone, glared again, and did this about 3-4 times as we could tell he didn't know how to trash the pictures of my handsome smiling self in my UT baseball cap. Last we saw of them, him and his wife seemed to be almost arguing and looking for help from someone to delete the pics. 😛🤘