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TexArcher

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  1. You know your country is a shithole when English soccer hooligans are afraid to go there.
  2. He's like Adoph Hitler with even fewer testicles.
  3. Those two look like douchebag Sith lords.
  4. Did the uniform guys get his height wrong in the metric conversion?
  5. I agree with most of this, but I think this is going to play very well for Republicans with the segment of voters who aren't lockstep with either party and who don't look at this stuff any deeper than the headlines. The Republicans are going to shout, "See, all the Democrats do is accuse us of foul play, and we always walk away from it unscathed, because it's always a nothingburger witch hunt. Meanwhile, look at them cheating behind closed doors at the same time." Whether it's a huge deal or not, the Republicans are going to get a lot of mileage out of this.
  6. This is like watching Texas get called for holding after the other team has held on all 38 dropbacks without a flag.
  7. I mean, we have to actually hope that there is a next administration and a NATO left at that point. What if China really wants to run the world? What if they know America will stand aside and profit from whatever happens? China takes Taiwan (and Taiwan Semiconductor), then it's Russia/China/North Korea vs Europe and Japan. America sells arms to everybody and waits quietly to rebuild Europe. China rebuilds Japan and takes over their market share, and Europe's, for pretty much everything. New cold war, and we're not the most powerful country in the world anymore. And Trump's family wealth increases exponentially. I'm not saying I think this is going to happen. But it sounds way, way too plausible.
  8. I think there is a non-zero chance that this is the angle to leave NATO and make it NATO's fault. I don't think shots will be fired over it or anything. But this can turn into irreconcilable differences very quickly. Then we can leave NATO and stand aside as Putin starts WWIII with Europe. Hell, we'll probably sell weapons to the bad guys.
  9. That is a mature, measured, and eloquent response. Let's see what verbal shitstorm our fat orange child leader throws at it...
  10. Bay of Pigs 2, Spray Tan Boogaloo
  11. Well that's a big shot. Try some defense, maybe? Whoa, it worked. I'm just gonna type talking shit until we win this game. You guys are trash. Maybe try some more defense you future Turkish league backups. Don't fuck this up now like we all think you will. There you go, get a lucky turnover. Don't be afraid to get a decent look this time, okay?
  12. This ending is gonna be gross.
  13. My favorite part is when Swain fouled out with 2 fouls.
  14. I hope these refs get some tainted Tex-Mex before they leave town.
  15. We need to clone Swain several times. Weaver is a dawg.
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