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  1. Yeah, but Texas is 1-1 against the Bulldogs. Aggy is 2-0 against the Bulldogs, including a shutout last weekend. Advantage: aggy. It's science.
  2. Hey, guys! Guys! I got it. Let's throw the game against tu so that they don't slide into the playoffs by beating us at full strength. Then everybody will know how much we don't care about them. It's totally worth missing the conference championship game for the first time in our history to stick it to tu AND show everybody how much we don't care about tu at the same time. Whoop?
  3. Aggy arguing with us that they are actually our biggest rival and not ou is the aggyest thing ever. The only way they could out-aggy that is to start putting fake championships on their stadium. Oh, wait...
  4. Without spoiling anything in the first post, it is visually amazing and a very good movie. But it does deviate from the novel in some significant ways. I enjoyed it and expect to enjoy it more on a second viewing when I'm not caught off-guard by the changes. Definitely recommend it.
  5. Imagine being a graduate of an engineering school and not being able to figure out how to use that internet thingy.
  6. This is one hell of a rebuttal. I yield. Wait, no, fuck you instead.
  7. EYYY, WHY DON'T YOU PUT ON ONE OF THEM ILL BEATS FOR ME...? AHHH, I THINK I KNOW WHATCHU LOOKIN' FOR.............. AIGHT..................
  8. When about top 10 Vanderbilt? Arch has been really good for a month straight. And he isn't why we lost in Athens.
  9. Have you ever heard D-1 football players speak?
  10. You're missing the point. This is about scheduling big OOC games or cupcake OOC games. Our exact situation, if we beat aggy, is an example of how the huge game against Ohio State can only hurt us. Teams absolutely will stop scheduling those games. The rest of the schedule is non-negotiable. They're conference games. Yeah, win them. Obviously. But in this new world, if a 9-3 Texas team with a better SOS than every single 10-2 team gets left out, then no one should schedule big OOC games. It's all risk and no reward.
  11. Honestly, if we beat aggy to go 9-3 and get left out of the playoff, the message to all of college football is don't ever schedule a big OOC game at any time. If we'd played a scrub in week 1 instead of @ Ohio State, we'd have gotten in easily.
  12. Yeah, you'll be lurking all week. Listen up. I think your season is about to end with a two-game losing streak. Your defense is ass. We're unbeaten at home. Etc. But no matter what happens next week, you are not a football power and you never were. The last time you put two good seasons in a row together was when you were cheating worse than SMU. You are not a big deal. You are Texas Tech with a god complex. And you're a bunch of weirdos who consistently embarrass yourselves and the rest of this state. Everyone laughs at you behind your back. Everyone. The best aggy joke I ever heard was in NYC. So shut the fuck up, stop pretending your high school pep rallies are cool, get some female cheerleaders, and stop dressing up like the military so you can smack each other's bare asses and it's not really gay. Yes, it is. And you know it. It's cool to be gay now, guys. Just let it out. It doesn't have to be Halloween every day over there anymore. Good luck in the game. Even if you win, it doesn't change anything. You are a bigger embarrassment to yourselves than you will ever realize. And no one outside of your little cult actually respects you. Good day.
  13. I bet you're fun at parties.
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