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TexArcher

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  1. Yeah, that's attempted murder, kid. You're gonna be keeping it real for about 5 to 10.
  2. Yeah, all things considered this is about as good a record as could be expected. Just stay above .500 and hope that when guys get healthy there's a second half run. All we can do.
  3. Just saw that as well. Will Trump even go to his funeral, or will he just call him a pussy?
  4. Doesn't make his face less punchable, imo.
  5. Heh heh, blows.
  6. "According to the U.S. Census Bureau's American Community Survey (ACS) population estimates , in 2022 almost 63.6 million Hispanics/Latinos (of any race) lived in the United States, representing 19.1% of the total U.S. population." She's just getting ahead of the script. They won't all be illegal until 2026 or 2027.
  7. This is the year. I can feel it in my subcockles.
  8. Michael Morales just obliterated Gilbert Burns. This kid is going to be a problem for everybody at 170. Ferocious, technical, and he looks like he's 200. Yikes.
  9. Trump's America: At least 1 dead in fertility center bombing in CA today. I expect this shit to steadily increase.
  10. I would 100% rather have Col. Jessup as President. At least he is honest about what he is.
  11. I know I should be desensitized to it by now, but it's still just bizarre to see a POTUS getting into childish name-calling fights in front of the entire world. Grow the fuck up, man.
  12. She's definitely in the top 750.
  13. So, he's going to raise taxes on the highest earners to 102%. This man is a god damned idiot.
  14. In fairness, all that fat really does stretch it out.
  15. Craig Way is a got damn treasure.
  16. I say fuck you, Jobu. I do it myself.
  17. 2022/23: How are the Longhorns gonna compete in the SEC, snicker? 2023/24: How are the Longhorns gonna compete in the SEC, snicker? 2024/25: Oh. Well. Damn. 2025/26/27/28/29/30/etc: Mother of God, what have we done??
  18. Isn't that how the other dude ended up getting his ass fabulously kicked by Adrian?
  19. That dude is gonna hafta move to a hood that doesn't have the internet at all.
  20. TexArcher

    Getting old sucks

    That's exactly the number I had in my head, actually. I mean, if a crown is about a grand a tooth and ya got 32 teeth...
  21. AHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAHAJAJAIAJSNWUSUDJDJDUDJDJEIEU2USNSJ HOLY SHIT THAT'S AMAZING.
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