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TexArcher

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  1. LMAO at it being Signal's fault. Fuck these people in their faces.
  2. Oh, absolutely. I just think it's important to fully understand the scope of this, and of its cover-up, before nothing happens to anyone involved. I think this will be one of the big turning points in the history books someday. And I mean the foreign history books where what actually happened to America is covered.
  3. Okay, that's my favorite one so far, holy shit!
  4. I mean, I'm pretty sure this is the largest intelligence failure in this country's history. People should definitely be fired for the original fuck-up, and everyone who committed perjury in front of Congress should be imprisoned. There might even be an argument to be made for firing squads. It's impossible to overstate what a big deal this is.
  5. See, Laura, it's an honest mistake. I meant to bring Goldberg the wrestler into the chat since I met him at a bar and he was so cool that I invited him to bomb some places with us. But like a doofus, I clicked on Jeffrey Goldberg instead of just Goldberg. Guess my morning cocaine hadn't kicked in yet! Could happen to anybody, right?
  6. And has anyone checked its email server?!
  7. "Until I see otherwise..." -- Dan Crenshaw Good one.
  8. Yeah, I don't think anyone's missing that -- it's just that there are a lot of levels of shock to unpack here. Most people are still on, "They directly caused the biggest intelligence failure in US history after all that shit about Hillary's email server, and they're still trying to downplay it with a straight face?" The intentional treason part is gonna take a minute to process for a lot of folks because it's underneath the epic fuckup. I just want to know how this is actually Joe Biden's fault. Please, Jesse Watters, help me understand, you mannequin-brained mouthpiece of shit.
  9. I swear to Odin they don't know the internet exists. It's like they're doing a radio broadcast in the 40's and we can't see what they're inaccurately describing. Which is actually a real problem, because they know that 40% of the country actually doesn't see what's happening, leaving them free to lie their asses off about it. As long as Fox News has people convinced that it's the only place to come for "real news," this is only going to get worse. Especially when MSNBC and CNN don't exist in another year or two. Turbo. Fucked.
  10. Yeah, I woke up this morning wondering what absolutely amazing shit is gonna be said or done today. That obese sweet potato with a little dick must've been up all night brainstorming.
  11. God dammit, please be my president someday, Pete, pleeeeeeeease!
  12. So let me get this straight. Hillary storing confidential info on a private server is the biggest national security breach of all time. But texting literal battle plans to a common citizen is just like the accidental reply-to-all at your job, only you added someone not even in the military or government, but it's cool because it was an accident. And Joe Biden autosigned stuff, so it's invalid. But Trump doesn't even have to know what's going on when military force is authorized. Is that about right? Am I up-to-date on current events in The United States of How the Fuck Is This Not Satire?
  13. Mia Khalifa?
  14. It's like watching Stevie Wonder brag about the free throw he's about to shoot.
  15. If he calls her the n-word while he smacks her, they'll make him governor.
  16. This doesn't make sense. If the upgrade is Beard-esque, we're gonna win multiple national championships, not just make the tourney every year and sometimes not get bounced in the first round. I don't even think Miller and his momma believe he's on par with Beard.
  17. Sure, they have plenty of talent in all three major sports right now. And that makes the fact that they can't stop being aggy even more priceless.
  18. Y'all remember a month ago when aggy was definitely going to the Final Four and Omaha?
  19. Tech is winning and Houston definitely should win, so aggy had better be all-in rooting against Baylor so they can still make Texas Basketball Bronze Medalist t-shirts.
  20. Camping would beat aggy by 14.
  21. Michigan up 5 instead of 7 and surly's like, "I can't believe Michigan lost!"
  22. Buzz looks like a redneck actor in a Joseph A Bank commercial.
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