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TexArcher

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  1. Between the fleshy cowboy head and the Seal seal, I'm gonna be awake for a couple of nights.
  2. Tom Brady. Not a math major.
  3. Like committing to not letting Jordan beat you, so Pippen puts in 45.
  4. Put it on the stadium!
  5. Yeah, it was fine. I still think Rakim smokes that guy, but what do I know.
  6. My 81-year-old dad just messaged me: Who the hell is Kendrick Lamar?
  7. I mean, yeah. Not sure who else would be even argued.
  8. I can laugh at this, right?
  9. I didn't realize how little homeboy is. 5' 5"? He's like hood Kevin Hart.
  10. I want to kick Brad Bonilla in his ambulance-chasing balls.
  11. Love some Wanda Sykes!!
  12. Mahomes rating in this game is 12.9.
  13. Did I just watch a 70-year-old woman fake an orgasm on national tv?
  14. Oh, the Chiefs should protect Mahomes. That's insightful, thanks, Tom.
  15. BEAT THAT ASS!!
  16. Yeah. I don't even like wasting the TO to try to get the offside. Works what, 5% maybe?
  17. That's why I had no idea what Vegas was doing with the line on this game. This should have been about Philly favored by 6. Not KC by 1.5. There's nothing KC does better than Philly. They're not making a prediction, tho. A lot of bettors probably gave KC credit for having been there so many times plus the alleged ref help. I bet on Philly because they've won like 15 out of 16 by an average of double digits. They're a machine.
  18. These ads blow goats so far.
  19. Hook'em anyway!
  20. If your tv 4k upscales, does the 4k broadcast even make it any better? I just got a new Samsung, and I can't imagine this picture being any better.
  21. Philly defense is balling.
  22. This is where they pitch it wide and lose 5 yards, right?
  23. There you go, Iggles!! Fuck yeah.
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