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TexArcher

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  1. I really hope the NSA is having the conversations that need to be had.
  2. I don't know where to put this, but I just learned that Teslas are now being called Swastikars, and I want to spread that, so here, take it and run free.
  3. And from about 10 to 35 years ago, Republicans would have lost their minds at this comment, because Reagan was the infallible one. Now most of them barely even remember him. It turns out that these people don't actually give a fuck about conservatism, or family values, or small government, or America, or Christianity, or anything else. They just want to be told what to think, then to be told how correct they are for thinking it. And some really bad people realized this fact, played the long game, set up the mother of all icebergs, and now they will loot this Titanic as she sinks.
  4. I mean, their adoration for this guy is full-on religious. They believe whatever he says as if he's infallible. They defend his words in the face of contradictory facts with all the fervor that they defend the Bible in the face of science. This is scary shit. They can do absolutely anything and it will be cheered on.
  5. It's shocking how stupid and gullible most of this country is. The right wingers on Facebook are cheering DOGE on. They have no idea what's actually happening. They believe whatever they're told, and further, those who don't are the idiots. It's completely predictable, yet still astonishing to watch.
  6. Tell your mom she can have one of my eggs.
  7. I fully expect the spin to be that Biden and the Libs stole the jobs like they stole everybody's tax dollars, and DOGE got here just in time to prevent another Great Depression. We'll all take a 25% hit to our 401k's, but it would've been 40% if we hadn't had such a brilliant businessman in office. Those of us fortunate enough to keep our jobs can just work 60 hours a week to keep the GDP up. It'll be our patriotic honor. I mean, they think Trump did a good job with Covid. There's nothing they won't fall for.
  8. 18 in Cedar Park with a wind chill of 2. My dog loves the cold, but he came sprinting back to the door after he pissed.
  9. I don't want to brag, but I have four eggs in the fridge.
  10. Christ, I wouldn't be surprised if Trump gets them a refund.
  11. He probably needed a sexual harassment charge to get the job interview in the first place.
  12. Jesse Watters has replaced Tucker Carlson in the Needs His Ass Kicked the Most rankings.
  13. You know those sci-fi movies set in a dystopian future where the entire world is run by one corporation headed by a cartoonishly over-the-top supervillain? Yeah, that's happening.
  14. This is the best idea I've heard yet. The only hope is to win the mid-terms so hard that Trump faces an obstructionist Congress in the second half of his term. Then he'll just do whatever he wants by Executive Order anyway, so we're still turbo fucked. But all of this needs to be documented. The museums need to show future generations that people tried to stop this.
  15. So, elections and democracy matter again? Cool. That's cool.
  16. Really nice win for Cannonier on the freebie just now. Got lit up by Robocop for the entire first round, then it seemed like Robocop had to start managing his energy for a 5-rounder and Cannonier found his range and won the next two rounds then knocked him out in the 4th. Good scrap.
  17. Right wingers couldn't trust the media because Fox News told them that all other media, the so-called liberal media, was lying to them. Then they convinced people that liberals were "the intellectual elite." They convinced the uneducated that being educated was actually a bad thing, which didn't take much of a push. So, liberals are liars, intellectuals are liberals and therefore liars, and therefore you can't trust any expert on anything. You can only come here for the truth. We're Fair and Balanced. From that point on, the truth for half of this country has been whatever Fox News wanted it to be. And the soccer moms on Facebook who did their research on the shitter that morning perpetuate the bullshit to their echo chambers. Everybody feels good, and validated, and part of the in-group, and see, those other people are idiots for going to college because we ended up smarter than them anyway. And now this mob of well-armed morons is so well-conditioned and intellectually malleable that the bad guys really shouldn't have to worry about any election for the next generation. Maybe ever. Hell, Joe Rogan has the younger generation on board already. I don't see how any of this is fixable. The continued dumbing down of public education all the way up to the university level will shift the numbers even more in their favor. I think we're all going to be old men and women someday lamenting what this country once was, most of us from abroad.
  18. Are we sure about this? I have a good friend from Norway and I dated a woman from Spain. They both indicated that the general opinion in their home countries is that the United States lost its mind somewhere around the first time we elected Trump, if not going back to when we elected W. And I was in London and Paris a couple of years ago, and cabbies were chatting me up with questions that amounted to, "Is the US as batshit crazy now as it seems?"
  19. 70% possession in a 0-3. Christ.
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  21. Foreigners are bad, mkay?
  22. I mean, I wouldn't say a word.
  23. Trump's dick must look like a little burnt Vienna sausage.
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