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TexArcher

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  1. What a surprise: Ohio State's opponent has committed 4 penalties in a quarter-and-a-half.
  2. We need to order about 10 of those.
  3. Laugh it up, but the dude has a basketball school in the top 10, again. With a bunch of 3-stars. And yeah, weak schedule, but they aren't just beating people -- they're kicking the shit out of them, like good teams do. Cignetti is a baller.
  4. Man, imagine what Cignetti could do with our skill position players and unlimited NIL budget.
  5. Can somebody get Gus a moist towelette for his pants?
  6. How the fuck does someone who's been playing football for at least 10 years line up offside ever?
  7. Georgia would beat aggy worse than we did. Like 38-13.
  8. Yeah, because losing the SEC CG in overtime and getting blown the fuck out of the Big 12 CG are totally the same thing.
  9. Just give Kirby all the flags and the replay headset.
  10. How do you not try to do something with 21 seconds and a timeout? That's 3 or 4 plays, easy. Vaginal.
  11. I typo'd my own joke, god dammit.
  12. I'm not even sure BYU is one of the 112 best teams in the FBS.
  13. I can say it from the front yard or anywhere else you'd like, too.
  14. I mean, tell your defense and your offense that you have no faith in either one...
  15. LOL at marking him out at the 1. That's the one thing it clearly can't be.
  16. My comment wasn't just based on these first 18 minutes.
  17. Sorry, but there are definitely 12 better teams than both of these teams. The Big 12 is dog ass.
  18. Did we loan some O linemen to Tech?
  19. Is it me, or does this HD look like shit?
  20. And the S&P averaged closer to 10% over the last 30 years, which will double your investment every 7 years. It might not be "Fuck you" money, but it's definitely "I'm sorry, I wasn't listening" money.
  21. You're being ironic, but those are actual selling points to Trump.
  22. Yeah, I think we'll bring someone in and Baxter will have to transfer to get the touches he wants. I thought Baxter was gonna be our next Mr Rushmore running back, but the injuries seem to have ruined it for him. Damned shame.
  23. This is almost as bad as aggy trying to claim that beating a 7-5 LSU team is a big win.
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