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TexArcher

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  1. They score for the first time in about twenty minutes of real time and these Tech herpesluts go off like they just won the Super Bowl.
  2. Stop chucking early in the shot clock, fellas.
  3. Bailout foul after our guy just got shoved clear out of bounds at the other end. Whore.
  4. Go ahead, Shedrick! I wouldn't be mad at all if we blew these Dollar Store Aggy out on their own stupid ass court on our way out the door.
  5. I hope this game goes to overtime and we miss several minutes of our game.
  6. Sure, but before we get to all of that, Donald doesn't want to fuck her, so she's out. See, he wants to fuck Alina Habba, so she's his attorney, in spite being really bad at attorneying. That's how much of a chance a woman with a brain like Nikki Haley ever had of being his running mate. All the other stuff will rile him up, but he was never, ever picking her.
  7. I'd guess he goes for Noem. Haley is the most qualified, and the one that helps his chances the most, but it's a safe bet that Donald wants to fuck her the least, so she'll be out. Yes, less than Vivek.
  8. Yeah, she said you're hung like a gerbil and you had to look at naked men on your phone to get it up.
  9. Soooo, we can't fire him because he had early success last year, and we can't fire him for this season's dumpster fire, because early results don't matter...
  10. Doesn't mean you don't need a new coke dealer.
  11. This thread makes me want to go to the Disch, man.
  12. I look forward to many years of aggy never winning shit at this type of football, too.
  13. Jay and Silent Bob would be an improvement.
  14. You know who else is 3-5 in their last 8...?
  15. You think this team that is 6-8 in the conference is going to suddenly figure things out after 4 months of tripping over its own dicks way more often than not against anybody with a pulse, then win 3 out of its last 4, 3 of which are against better teams? You're laying even money on that? You're lucky I have an ethical problem with betting against my alma mater, or I'd make you my personal ATM.
  16. Christianity absolutely was not the basis of the Declaration of Independence. Most of the Founders weren't even Christians, and they most certainly did not establish a Christian nation. As for "Christian Nationalism," that's nothing more than a recruiting buzzword. The wealthy and powerful have used religion and patriotism to convince the poor and stupid to help them win elections and to serve as meat in their armies since the beginning of, well, religion and patriotism. This new-ish term is just a recruiting buzzword that sounds noble to the stupid. They can't just call it fascism, can they?
  17. Now I'm pissed off that I've never gotten one of these! I wanna play!
  18. Watch out for your rug, bud.
  19. And I'm pretty sure it's Old Spice in there for 10 times the normal price.
  20. We should be so lucky to have Barack Obama and Chuck Schumer driving this country.
  21. I just read that those sneakers sold out within hours. Yeah, this country deserves what's coming.
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