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TexArcher

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  1. 2nd chance at a crooked number with 2 on and none out. Pay it off this time.
  2. "Camerawork is hard" -- Tom Herman, probably
  3. That's what I'm thinking. Game plan might have been to just get him through the lineup 1 time, hope that get us into the 3rd, then have him available for Sun or Mon? Or, he gets yanked first sign of trouble?
  4. Wow, that's a tough hook. Kid got 5 outs and 2 unlucky hits and he's done?
  5. Jesus fuckbasher, we get two free baserunners for our 3-4-5 and don't even score, then they get a bleeder.
  6. God dammit. Nice throw and nice tag. Shit.
  7. Damn, that was closer than I thought on the replay.
  8. The ol' Craig Biggio leadoff base runner. Bring it in.
  9. Let's shatter some ridiculous dreams here, people.
  10. Man, Skinny Pete looks like shit.
  11. #that'sthejoke #toosoon
  12. Fuck it, we should just get our own network, with all the top broadcasting talent our money can buy.
  13. This is like Jenna Jameson calling someone a whore.
  14. I think we should christen that new wall by hitting several baseballs over it. Let's goooooo!!
  15. TACO, THO
  16. Serious question: does Trump Always Chicken Out as much as Craig James Killed 5 Hookers at SMU? Or is it just that Trump Always Chickens Out? Trump Always Chickens Out TACO
  17. Fuck you, dude. You people (that's right) don't get to destroy this country and then tell everybody else to quit bitching about it. The thread title was pretty clear. If that's not what you want to see, then read some other thread.
  18. I just checked "college baseball fence" on Amazon and they don't have it. God dammit.
  19. Pretty sure we're not losing the Regional over this, right? If it can't be ready by tomorrow, move the games back by a day. I don't know if moving to Dell is an option given that assigned seat tickets have been sold. So get the Disch ready. We cannot lose home field over this. We're snakebit enough already.
  20. Hope he has an aneurysm over it.
  21. Unless you want to smoke a joint, sleep with a prostitute, have a same-sex spouse, opt out of a dangerous pregnancy, play online poker, read an accurate history book, not get shot by an assault rifle, etc...
  22. Cross them off, then.
  23. What the actual fuck just happened in Cedar Park? I said god damn, god damn...
  24. Feels like it's about time to order some Torchy's tonight.
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