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TexArcher

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  1. Only a matter of time before someone caps one of these ICE agents. Shit might get really ugly after that.
  2. Especially if one of them gets him, too, with a military-grade assault rifle legally purchased from an Academy along with a pair of Crocs and a fishing shirt.
  3. At this point, there is a non-zero chance that we see a January 6th-style invasion of the White House. And I am pro-that.
  4. Start with the not lying part, maybe? Like, maybe don't speak complete bullshit every time you open your mouth. You don't have to go for the whole Christ-like thing all at once. Just be a little bit less of a piece of shit than you were the day before, every day, and maybe in a thousand years you'll be as decent a human being as the average atheist, you sanctimonious fucking windbag.
  5. If they don't like it here, they can go back to their own shithole countries!
  6. Damn. RIP.
  7. There's an Indian restaurant in his suburb, so how could he be a racist?
  8. It'll be January. The first month. And January will have to become the longest month, obviously. I bet he'll order a new calendar where January absorbs enough days from February so that February is left with 3/5ths as many days as January.
  9. Well, when you have the choice to help the less fortunate or incarcerate them, you incarcerate them. That's what Jesus said. Plus the free labor is good for the economy. It's a win-win.
  10. I might have to shell out for this one. Dustin and Max have always been two of my favorites. And the rest of the card isn't bad.
  11. "This is the way the world ends, Not with a bang but a whimper."
  12. I don't know a lot about the law, but this sure looks like the administration is saying, "We have nothing to hide! Release the evidence!" while making sure that what is released can't hurt them. Is that about right?
  13. This would be an amazing time for Melania to announce that she was artificially inseminated. She could make her own fortune from a tell-all book. I'm just saying.
  14. I wonder who we're gonna bomb this weekend.
  15. MAGA's reaction to Trump's depravity from 2016 to right now leads me to a few conclusions. 1. Trump can sexually assault all the grown women he wants. No problem. 2. Trump can sexually harrass, at least, all the underage girls he wants. No problem. 3. If Trump might have been involved in any sexing of boys, big problem. 4. Any outrage on the part of MAGA now is outrage at the possible faggotiness, not at the whole forcing-a-sovereign-human-being-into-a-sex-act thing. 5. All Trump has to do is join a seminary and he'll have lifetime immunity.
  16. Probably. I am more than willing to watch Bill Clinton go to prison alongside Donald Trump. That's called basic consistency, for all you Party of Law and Order types.
  17. Hmm, I guess that could be. But there are still the stories of him walking in on teenagers in their dressing room: Timeline of Trump's Creepiness While He Owned Miss Universe So, yeah, why do we need to wait for the Epstein file to hang this motherfucker from a tree...?
  18. How have I never seen that photo before? That girl looks to be what, maybe 14 or 15? How the actual fuck is that not the end of everything for a grown man In public life??
  19. Lester woulda had this figured out three seasons ago.
  20. Everything Theo Von does realize wouldn't fill a thimble.
  21. I'm looking forward to watching Baxter's 87 become a 94.
  22. It'll be a lot longer than that.
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