Everything posted by TexArcher
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Charlie Kirk got ded, Erika Kirk grifts in place
Mike Johnson is holding on Line 1, Stephen Miller on Line 2, Jim Jordan on Line 3, Ted Cruz on Line 4, Matt Gaetz on Line 5, and 314 other Republicans are getting a busy signal when they call in.....
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Trump’s America
- Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - This Is Fine
Exactly, and that's why this one hurts so much. You never know what's going on in somebody's head. He's a long way from home, and maybe he's got a chance to go play with a family member somewhere. But we should just about never lose a starter to the portal. Shit.- Trump’s America
Exactly. He's not just dancing on an enemy's grave with those remarks. They're a warning to others. Go against me and someone will sort you out. He probably thinks it was some sort of karma, like the universe will not allow him to be opposed. POTUS is not a well man.- Trump’s America
100% this. She didn't wake up one day and realize the error of her ways and become a good guy. This isn't wrestling. She's just saying whatever she thinks the room wants to hear.- Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - This Is Fine
This one pisses me all the way off. God dammit.- Cart Narcs
True, but this attention whore cart narc also needs his ass whipped.- Charlie Kirk got ded, Erika Kirk grifts in place
Were the men white WASP-y New England guys in boat shoes and pink polos? Because that's totally legal and totally cool.- Diego Pavia - The Chihuahua that thinks he's a Mastiff
This game ain't over yet, tho.- Worst call of the season
Yeah, this one is even farther from being a touchdown, and it's pretty clear, but that Vandy bullshit was at a perfect angle, lined up on the goal line, from just a few feet away. The only way you give Vandy that conversion is if you just want to.- Patrick Mahomes
Sucks for him. I wouldn't say I'm a fan of his, but the guy is fun to watch. Big loss for the league.- Houston Texans 2025 Season Thread
Oh, is he not guaranteed next year? Then yeah, bye, Felicia.- Shooting at Brown University
And by starfish, you mean an asshole, right?- Houston Texans 2025 Season Thread
I'd still love to have a reason to cut Joe Mixon, or maybe trade him for literally anything. Fuck that guy forever.- Shart 2025: The Shitshow We Deserve
Another year without a shart. But I turn 50 in a few days. And my favorite foods are Thai and Indian. 2026 is gonna be my year. I know it.- The Trump Economy
Most people are stupid. You could tell them that their groceries will cost $50 more per week in 2026, but they're gonna get a $1,500 stimulus check, and they'd gladly agree. Also, the check will be because Trump and the GOP care about working people, and the higher grocery prices will be Biden's fault.- Houston Texans 2025 Season Thread
Nice throw. Now run the ball and the clock. Let me finish off this bag of peppermint bark in peace.- Houston Texans 2025 Season Thread
And others are done in 12 seconds...- Houston Texans 2025 Season Thread
Fat lady warming up- Houston Texans 2025 Season Thread
Come on, defense, don't let these guys back into this thing.- Diego Pavia - The Chihuahua that thinks he's a Mastiff
Wait, is somebody gonna waste a draft pick on this guy, seriously? He's a smaller Johnny Manziel with an even worse attitude.- Shooting at Brown University
Thank you for your attention to this matter, Mr. Shitident.- Houston Texans 2025 Season Thread
Cool, welcome to Dirty Pocket. I play rhythm guitar and piano. Let's go get some pussy.- Houston Texans 2025 Season Thread
I'm gonna go ahead and claim "Dirty Pocket" as a band name. Any bass players here?- Shooting at Brown University
This is insanity. - Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - This Is Fine
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