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TexArcher

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  1. Can't win 125 if you don't start early, boys.
  2. Your mom pulls for me.
  3. I just want you to know that I didn't read any of this.
  4. Spring Game smack? So, so aggy. Fuck Arlington and fuck all you bandwagon fans. I look forward to this thread being a ghost town by June like every year except for that one anomaly.
  5. Dodgers under and Mets over. Athletics under and Red Sox over. As for the Astros and Rangers, I could see either one being 10 above or below their o/u total. They each have a bunch of guys they'd like to see take the next steps this year. If they do, either team can contend, and if they don't, or guys like Framber or deGrom go down, they're going to have a very hard time clearing .500. Also, fuck the Rangers.
  6. And the thing is that literally every liberal I've ever talked to agrees that Hillary probably should have gotten some sort of consequence for that. And Hunter Biden deserved to be investigated, and if he did anything wrong, imprisoned. And the same goes for his dad, if he was involved. But I have never heard a single Republican admit that Trump deserved any consequences, or even an investigation, for anything. My favorite thing to do with Republicans is just ask them, everything else aside, do you believe that Donald Trump is a good man? Simple yes or no, is he a decent human being, a good man? Then watch them squirm, because there isn't a Jesse Watters talking point for that, and they know they can't say, "Yes, I believe that he is." This is a serious problem. If basic integrity isn't the first test a candidate has to pass, then we are lost. If people will vote for and defend a man that they know to be a bad person simply because he gives them what they want (they believe), then we are lost. There is no bringing these people back to sanity.
  7. I mean, if Nixon and Reagan had had Fox News and full control of all three branches, an expanding executive, and the DOJ in their pocket, the history books wouldn't even remember Watergate and Iran Contra.
  8. LMAO at it being Signal's fault. Fuck these people in their faces.
  9. Oh, absolutely. I just think it's important to fully understand the scope of this, and of its cover-up, before nothing happens to anyone involved. I think this will be one of the big turning points in the history books someday. And I mean the foreign history books where what actually happened to America is covered.
  10. Okay, that's my favorite one so far, holy shit!
  11. I mean, I'm pretty sure this is the largest intelligence failure in this country's history. People should definitely be fired for the original fuck-up, and everyone who committed perjury in front of Congress should be imprisoned. There might even be an argument to be made for firing squads. It's impossible to overstate what a big deal this is.
  12. See, Laura, it's an honest mistake. I meant to bring Goldberg the wrestler into the chat since I met him at a bar and he was so cool that I invited him to bomb some places with us. But like a doofus, I clicked on Jeffrey Goldberg instead of just Goldberg. Guess my morning cocaine hadn't kicked in yet! Could happen to anybody, right?
  13. And has anyone checked its email server?!
  14. "Until I see otherwise..." -- Dan Crenshaw Good one.
  15. Yeah, I don't think anyone's missing that -- it's just that there are a lot of levels of shock to unpack here. Most people are still on, "They directly caused the biggest intelligence failure in US history after all that shit about Hillary's email server, and they're still trying to downplay it with a straight face?" The intentional treason part is gonna take a minute to process for a lot of folks because it's underneath the epic fuckup. I just want to know how this is actually Joe Biden's fault. Please, Jesse Watters, help me understand, you mannequin-brained mouthpiece of shit.
  16. I swear to Odin they don't know the internet exists. It's like they're doing a radio broadcast in the 40's and we can't see what they're inaccurately describing. Which is actually a real problem, because they know that 40% of the country actually doesn't see what's happening, leaving them free to lie their asses off about it. As long as Fox News has people convinced that it's the only place to come for "real news," this is only going to get worse. Especially when MSNBC and CNN don't exist in another year or two. Turbo. Fucked.
  17. Yeah, I woke up this morning wondering what absolutely amazing shit is gonna be said or done today. That obese sweet potato with a little dick must've been up all night brainstorming.
  18. God dammit, please be my president someday, Pete, pleeeeeeeease!
  19. So let me get this straight. Hillary storing confidential info on a private server is the biggest national security breach of all time. But texting literal battle plans to a common citizen is just like the accidental reply-to-all at your job, only you added someone not even in the military or government, but it's cool because it was an accident. And Joe Biden autosigned stuff, so it's invalid. But Trump doesn't even have to know what's going on when military force is authorized. Is that about right? Am I up-to-date on current events in The United States of How the Fuck Is This Not Satire?
  20. Mia Khalifa?
  21. It's like watching Stevie Wonder brag about the free throw he's about to shoot.
  22. If he calls her the n-word while he smacks her, they'll make him governor.
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