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TexArcher

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  1. Yeah, people with college degrees who've been watching football for 40+ years and want good analysis? Yeah, no, this is college football for the people who watch The Ultimate Fighter and boo during the grappling parts.
  2. Corso should have been put out to pasture 10 years ago, but he is still better than Pat McAfee's goofy ass. The only way to make this show go downhill faster at this point would be to add Stephen A Smith. Which I'm sure they're discussing.
  3. I think it's easy to dismiss this Santos pardon as just another instance of a crooked president doing a favor for a crooked guy, as long as that guy declares loyalty. It is that, but it's also a crooked president vetoing his own Justice Department's ruling. He's making it clear to everyone that he believes his will and judgment are all that matters. No more checks and balances. No more co-equal branches of government. He alone is the center of power in this country. And he's getting away with it, over and over.
  4. The fact that ou employs a guy named Joe Jon Finley is the least surprising thing ever, except for maybe the fact that he sucks.
  5. Looks like he's been crushing his type 2 diabetes pills and snorting them.
  6. Yeah, they are 100% trying to provoke a civil war here.
  7. Mike Johnson is a literal demon.
  8. CNN is reporting that they expect the shutdown to break the record, extending beyond Thanksgiving. Also, Venezuela seems to have the early lead in the Get Invaded by America Sweepstakes. Is America great again yet?
  9. Serious question: where is Jesus's other hand...?
  10. Oh, then they can definitely lose that game. Good. This is good.
  11. Aggy will lose @ LSU and @ Mizzou. They will blow a game against either Arkansas or South Carolina. And we will seal their 8-4 destiny. And Elko will come back 15 pounds heavier next spring. It's nice to know in this crazy world that there are still things you can count on.
  12. Oh, I get it. But how many games has Baxter played in a season and a half? Isn't Gibson's path to more snaps clearer now than it was at the beginning of the season? Whatever, best of luck to him wherever he lands. Leaving your team midseason sucks, though.
  13. Okay, so you want to leave because you're not getting touches, but you want to leave right now because you're afraid you'll start getting touches. That's an interesting way of looking at things, I guess. Or maybe there's more to it and he just wants to be somewhere else, or not here, for whatever other reasons.
  14. This actually sucks. CJ is out and Tre is playing dinged up. If Tre goes down again, Gibson would be a guy who starts getting plenty of carries. That being the case, why leave now? Why not finish the season, get whatever touches you get, then transfer?
  15. I mean, yeah. We were all expecting a breakout season last year, before the injuries derailed him two years running.
  16. 47 and 49 can fuck all the way off. So can 48, if they have one. Don't even get me started on 50 through 99. Fuck those guys.
  17. Yeah, but I already know they'd support this. They fell hard for "They come here and kill white girls like that one what's-her-name." Also, I've pretty much ended all of those friendships since Charlie Kirk died and became a martyr to them. Imagine being a 50-year-old and falling for that bullshit shtick, and ignoring or not seeing the racism. No, life is too short to keep knowing those people.
  18. This could be on pornhub.
  19. I mean, he found a play where a guy got open. PK exposed!! We're in deep shit next year!!
  20. "Arbuckle solved PK by the second quarter" This Kegan Reneau guy also thinks he's solved golf because he got under 100 that one time.
  21. I'm not sure which is worse: Acting like low 90s in a building with unlimited water and shade is the 7th level of Hell. or Being such a shitty coach that you have to deflect by acting like one missed call is why you got shut out in the second half and lost by 17. But by all means, carry on, you babyback bitches. This is awesome.
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