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TexArcher

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  1. My gruntledness is pointing north, like my dick.
  2. Jesus Christ, every time a screen gets an open shot, Kelvin Sampson is god damned Red Auerbach.
  3. Two missed dunks are the differene between down 4 and 8. Make that 10.
  4. Game's getting away. Come on, fellas. Get this down to 5 or so by the break.
  5. Yeah, but how were they supposed to manage that?
  6. Any truth to the rumor that Kyle Field will get an NFC Champions 2024 memorial on the wall, with small print that says "first half"?
  7. Remind me not to ever live in Detroit or be a Lions fan. Jesus.
  8. Ohhh, this would be the Lionsiest loss ever. That's so Spursy, for my EPL folks...
  9. Sneaky fast, coach on the field, bring his lunch pail, and you can't get him out of the film room.
  10. Yeah, the scoreboard already told us you thought that.
  11. Pretty sure the fandom map on that would be a red circle in the flyover states surrounded by blue everywhere else.
  12. And nobody can get championship experience if the Chiefs keep winning the conference like 4 out of every 6 years.
  13. I mean, that's an amazing call, throw, and catch. Remarkable.
  14. I felt like Romo was a pretty good analyst at first, but over time he's getting dumber and dumber. Like he only had a season or two worth of semi-smart things to say?
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