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TexArcher

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  1. Fuck it, we should just get our own network, with all the top broadcasting talent our money can buy.
  2. This is like Jenna Jameson calling someone a whore.
  3. I think we should christen that new wall by hitting several baseballs over it. Let's goooooo!!
  4. TACO, THO
  5. Serious question: does Trump Always Chicken Out as much as Craig James Killed 5 Hookers at SMU? Or is it just that Trump Always Chickens Out? Trump Always Chickens Out TACO
  6. Fuck you, dude. You people (that's right) don't get to destroy this country and then tell everybody else to quit bitching about it. The thread title was pretty clear. If that's not what you want to see, then read some other thread.
  7. I just checked "college baseball fence" on Amazon and they don't have it. God dammit.
  8. Pretty sure we're not losing the Regional over this, right? If it can't be ready by tomorrow, move the games back by a day. I don't know if moving to Dell is an option given that assigned seat tickets have been sold. So get the Disch ready. We cannot lose home field over this. We're snakebit enough already.
  9. Hope he has an aneurysm over it.
  10. Unless you want to smoke a joint, sleep with a prostitute, have a same-sex spouse, opt out of a dangerous pregnancy, play online poker, read an accurate history book, not get shot by an assault rifle, etc...
  11. Cross them off, then.
  12. What the actual fuck just happened in Cedar Park? I said god damn, god damn...
  13. Feels like it's about time to order some Torchy's tonight.
  14. I guarantee his internal monologue right there included something like, "What's this chick asking me about credit cards for?"
  15. Next up, how to use your cell phone to authorize putting your entire 401k on black in a Lake Charles riverboat... A public service announcement from your friends at the SEC...
  16. Whoa, sir, you guys don't get to manipulate the market down 15%, then manipulate it back up 10%, and call it a 10% gain. I'm using round numbers here, but that's pretty much what has happened since the initial "Trump Bump, i.e. corporations realized their taxes weren't going up." Also, the consumer confidence was the highest monthly gain in 4 years, not the highest level it's been at in 4 years. It is still below where it was last fall when a different president was in office. And, as with stocks, the only reason it had room to surge so much is because your boy tanked it in the first place. You don't get to break things, put them back together kinda, then claim massive improvements from the valley that you idiots created. What absolute horseshit.
  17. Oh. So, this thread isn't at the top because he died suddenly. Okay then. I'll check back tomorrow.
  18. Better do it quickly. I figure we have about 2 more years of being able to openly criticize this regime or Christianity before that leads to your corpse hanging from a wall.
  19. This man cannot smell his own farts.
  20. 2 inches was his measurement. She's probably got it at like 0.75.
  21. They must have gotten that technology from Lubbock.
  22. * Simultaneous lightning and thunder have entered the chat *
  23. Buckets of rain in Cedar Park and it's hitting the windows in sheets, but nothing like 80 mph winds yet.
  24. Hold onto your asses, y'all.
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