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TexArcher

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  1. Some took the easy road by being in a shitty conference. That's a problem with the format, and it needs to be addressed. But Notre Dame could have played 5 good teams, and if they'd gone 3-2 in those games, they wouldn't be in this predicament. Or, they could have joined a conference. It's not as if no one wants them. But no, they chose to stay independent specifically to have the easiest road to an at-large. Well, it backfired. No one should feel sorry for them. Hell, I feel worse for Vandy. It's not their fault that they got a weak SEC lineup when they were actually good.
  2. Notre Dame sitting out the bowl game is a huge fuck you to their seniors. Look, you played 3 good teams and lost 2 of those. Your other 9 wins are against air. And you're the one school with complete control of its schedule. You tried to take the easy road, and it bit you instead of helping you. Tough shit.
  3. Vegas needs to put up a prop bet on which of these two scrubby fucking pretenders loses worse.
  4. Sometimes cocksuckers are correct, I guess.
  5. Yeah, and also this year you gained more like 7 or 8 pounds. Inflation is projected slightly higher than last year, not lower. And a lot of what President Bumblefucktard has done hasn't hit yet. 2026 is gonna be an eye-opener for some broke people.
  6. The gigantic dork spectrum?
  7. And Cignetti looks like he's waiting for the results of a colonoscopy.
  8. I want to see Carli Lloyd's tits.
  9. I mean, yeah, our defense balled out that game. We almoat doubled their yardage or something. We lost that game on red zone play calling.
  10. IU is excellent at open field tackling.
  11. The guy with 6 catches for 103 yards?
  12. Okay, now IU got away with a crazy hold.
  13. More uncalled DPI and he still caught it.
  14. Great throw, god damn
  15. That was a 4-second hold out in the open. There's no way you didn't see that shit.
  16. Man, he's explosive.
  17. Jesus, why hard count if you're not ready to snap the ball if they jump?
  18. Gonna need another holding call to stop this drive.
  19. What a surprise: Ohio State's opponent has committed 4 penalties in a quarter-and-a-half.
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