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TexArcher

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  1. God damn, that sign about Jake Ehlinger and Sark is fucked up. Fuck these fake Army, fake class, fake everything assholes. Humiliate them.
  2. Aaron Frankin wouldn't let his dog eat that brisket.
  3. This is the food version of "ballgame."
  4. FREE THE SHEEPS!!! LONG LIVE THE SHEEPS!!!!!!
  5. I think there are a lot of bettors looking at our tendency to play close-ish games against teams perceived to not be as good as aggy, plus the myth that they are difficult to beat at Kyle Field. I have a rule about not betting on Texas games, because I can't be objective. But, if I did bet on Texas games, I would put a lot of money on us to cover that line. I think there's very little chance they get within 10 points today.
  6. I've been using the "from about the time Hitler was marching toward Warsaw" line for years, but I think I like this one even better because so many ags wish the Emancipation Proclamation hadn't happened. But I'm gonna change it to "only national championship" in the hopes that one of them will try to correct me by pointing out that they have three national championships, so I can explain to them how ridiculously aggy it is to try to claim that.
  7. Don't worry -- we're gonna shit all over aggy tomorrow night.
  8. "They played on Thursdy (fuckin' redneck) and we had a short week." No one cares, you bitch.
  9. Haynes King gonna die of internal bleeding in the 14th overtime.
  10. Eat cocks, Kirby!
  11. Holy shit, lulz
  12. Seriously. Let UGA play another 20 plays on each side.
  13. Don't try to sound cultured, ya meathead.
  14. Aggy's gonna make a commemorative cup out of this. Lifetime Aggy vs Conference Brother Instant Classic Just Means More Whoop.
  15. Coaches always stop calling what's been working. It's amazing.
  16. Kirby sure is a douche nozzle.
  17. Serious DPI there, to be fair, or unfair.
  18. They're running Haynes King like he's Earl Campbell.
  19. They're not gonna get us on a Red River hangover next time. I have no doubt we can beat this team.
  20. Of course. But everyone has to shut up about us not beating anybody if we beat Georgia. It's also very good for our guys to avenge that loss, and that's diminished a little if UGA is 15 instead of 7 or whatever.
  21. He's like Johnny Manziel without the coke problem and gaping asshole personality. Glad he got out of College Station, for his own good.
  22. Hell yeah. Let them win tonight and stay top 10 so we can get some credit when we fuck them up after we fuck aggy up.
  23. I mean, how have the broadcasters not even mentioned that?
  24. Come on, now.
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