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Kids today get everything just handed to them. They already get to skip class to run school shooter drills. Now they get to skip even more class to practice the hide under your desk and kiss your ass goodbye drill. Plus, one lucky kid gets to skip even more class. It's straight to the principal's office for the first kid who points out hiding under your desk isn't going to shit if you are nuked and you'd probably wish you were dead if you somehow did manage to survive it. I wouldn't know what that's like though. It's not like I did that in 4th grade and then again in 6th grade.
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Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
Pods replied to MaybeACoordinator's topic in Daily Texan
I had some kids suddenly dart in front of me in a parking lot today. Weirdly, I didn't hit them. Didn't even need to run a flashing stop sign on the side of a bus to not hit them. Probably because when there are children around, I know there is a decent chance one of them will obliviously dart in front of me. I anticipate this and up my own vigilance, because I don't want to run over someone's little paste eater. -
Plutonium bombs like Fat Man and the Gadget require extremely intricate calculations and everything has to go perfectly to detonate. Gun type designs like Little Boy are very simple and don't require advance testing to determine whether they will work. It's not super efficient, but if they already have the enriched uranium, they can easily make a bomb. Dirty bombs are even easier. The world's lackluster response to Russia's invasion of Ukraine made it clear, the only way to protect yourself against a nuclear power is to posses nukes yourself. If Iran doesn't currently have nukes, they've been massively incentivized to build them as soon as possible. Virtually anything is better than Dr. Pepper's high school dropout brother.
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Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
Pods replied to MaybeACoordinator's topic in Daily Texan
Other than that, how was the play Mrs. Lincoln? -
Really appreciate the perspective here and had a quick question. Is the IAF's inability to pull this off with their own planes a matter of payload, range and/or defeating Iranian air defense? Combo of all three? Did you say Mo' Nuke Friday? Because if so, I've got some good news for you... Gonna have to scooch those hands a bit more clockwise.
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Sips of truth are quickly drowned out when they drink from a firehose of lies.
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Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
Pods replied to MaybeACoordinator's topic in Daily Texan
Not to mention the earthquake risk. It would take a special kind of mouth breather to get in a Musk built underground tunnel in an area as seismically active as LA. Wanting to fuck 14 year olds? Who does he think he is, Joseph Smith? -
It's cool, so long as you also skip arm day.
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Everything is Shit: Tracking the Great Enshittening
Pods replied to 956 Worldwide's topic in Daily Texan
His Lawyers closing argument: Is my client guilty of stomping on turtles? Yes. Is he guilty of sucking up ghosts with a vacuum cleaner? Also yes. Does he drive like a manic and have an issue with road rage? Sure, but who doesn't get a little steamed in traffic? None of that makes him a murderer. Maybe the turtles, but as we showed you, he was stomping those turtles in self-defense. Most importantly, I want to remind you that the prosecution introduced video evidence of a silent shooter. Silent. But we've shown you clear evidence that my client is simply unable to enter a scene without announcing himself. Whoever the shooter is, he is completely silent. You never hear the shooter say "ima Luigi", because it wasn'ta Luigi. Defense rests. -
Tracking Trump Administration and Cabinet picks
Pods replied to PenelopeWitherspoon's topic in Cloak Room
Call me crazy, but it seems like the best way to support our "war fighters" would be to use the soft power we used to have to limit the amount of "war fighting" they have to do. -
For anyone that didn't watch It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, this page has gotten weird.
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Sure Kevlar is great and all, but it's a lot cheaper to use scale mail.
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But fish in the bowl is lucky They in for a worser fate One day when the boss get hungry Guess who's gon' be on the plate
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It's hard to get an accurate read on Dart. He's only played 1 year with a coach that isn't Lane Kiffin and it's the year Clay Helton finally got fired. Dart is boom, or bust, but has the potential to be a good quarterback now that his coach doesn't have the emotional maturity of an angry toddler refusing to take a nap. Banks at #9 is an absolute steal. Saints fans are going to be really happy with that pick.
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