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bigcigar

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  1. In all honesty, I think this game is a pretty dangerous for a young, but talented Texas defense. Stopping LSU’s quick passing attack will require assignment discipline and clean tackling. Make a mistake and LSU has the athletes to make you pay. I don’t think LSU has anything close to a schematic advantage like we’ll see against OU, but they can certainly make us pay for the sloppy play that inexperience can cause. That’s generally true in Big 12 play so I’m not too worried the coaches won’t be ready for it. The key for LSU will be oline play. If they can’t win up front in the run game, it will enable us to be more aggressive defensively and mask the mistakes resulting from inexperience. I fully expect to see a few breakdowns, but I don’t see consistent drives without a solid run game. If LSU can’t control the LOS, they will not win the game.
  2. *grammar
  3. Nobody likes a cuck. Even aggy
  4. It’s damn nice that football season is back. Pretty chippy this week.
  5. I think you missed my point. I’m calling you and your brethren idiots. I could not care less about message board format. I avoid other boards because you’re a fucking moran.
  6. I feel like repping every @Kyrie Eleison post just because he’s more articulate than the mouth breathers. I obviously don’t agree with his takes, but at least he’s not a dumbass.
  7. Bullshit meter has a strong read on this one. Not really possible to post a 700+ on the GMAT if you bomb the verbal section. But hey, it’s the internet, so I banged your mom last night.
  8. I’m starting to remember why I switched exclusively to surly 10 years ago.
  9. Fair enough. You’d have to teach them how to turn on the shower first and that’s just not worth the effort.
  10. Probably. I make your mom shower before she gargles my balls.
  11. And scored.
  12. Yep. There are plenty of 20 year olds out there that are still “kids”, but Sam isn’t one of them. He can wipe his own ass.
  13. That’s a lot of words. I wouldn’t touch the 6.9 wins and don’t think anyone but aggy thinks it’s a remotely accurate prediction. That’s absurd and shows a significant flaw in his model (as you explained). Bill is getting quite defensive about the issue. It’s going to be fun reminding him of his posturing throughout the season.
  14. Probably because tx state returned most of its defense. Obviously a great gauge of expected performance. Clemson lost a lot to the NFL on defense, so I fully expect Mond and co to tear them up next week.
  15. https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/27461638/college-football-conference-previews-storylines-using-sp+ Yes, Texas is 31st. FPI has the Longhorns just 26th, too. Tom Herman's propensity for overachieving in big games but underachieving in the smaller ones leaves his teams ripe for upsets and forever drags them down from a numbers perspective. Texas fans have spent the offseason yelling things like "Yeah, we only beat Tulsa by a touchdown, but we physically dominated them! We were never threatened!" That's great. Clemson and Alabama would have beaten Tulsa by 48 without turning to the second page of the playbook. To look like title contenders, Texas has to treat every game like a Big Game, not just two or three.
  16. You couldn’t for last year’s Texas team.
  17. That’s a penis. An aggy penis
  18. Just sign up for att tv now free 1 week trial if you’re poor / cheap like me.
  19. Damn. If that’s what fatball looks like, I don’t like our chances.
  20. Not a bad way to celebrate your 50th birthday
  21. Ok bruh. You’re cool
  22. Not really what was said...I don’t watch LHN (or other cable tv channels) outside of football. It’d be a better value proposition for me if I watched more tv.
  23. This was meant to be a PSA for posts like the one above (geographic restrictions), but maybe some of us don’t have “systems” that we can add “sports” packages to. Further, it’s simply not rational to buy a tv package with a sports package for 2 games when you don’t expect to use the service for anything else.
  24. AT&T Tv now has a free 7 day trial with LHN.
  25. I’m not sure why we’re even showing up.
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