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Spaceman Spiff

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  1. Jarrod Hufford went to Licking Valley High School. In other words, he graduated from Pussy Academy, probably with honors.
  2. Then: "We money whipped a sitting championship head coach." Now: "We are paying a loser head coach to sit."
  3. But I was told none of the portal departures last off-season were major losses. But I was told Petrino was a heist and he and Jimbo were creating a revolutionary offense.
  4. According to BBRef, the highest salary Craig Counsell ever made as a player was $3,166,668 in 2004. Even accounting for inflation, that converts to $5,159,680 in 2023 dollars. He's going to blow his player earnings out of the water.
  5. How is Evan doing, health-wise?
  6. Also, Craig Counsell as manager with Bagwell as hitting coach would give us the best batting stance managerial staff ever.
  7. I've been waiting to use this clip for months now. https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/93abaf6d-5d19-4b2b-864c-0ad63895050f
  8. I'm calling it now. This kid is a Star.
  9. The Cardinals did this in 2001. It was lame then and it is lame now. http://www.astroscounty.com/2015/04/2001-co-champions.html
  10. I can't believe Caleb Burton committed to Tech despite his father, Bobby, being the inventor of the BOMC.
  11. Don't you see your real enemies are the goose steppers in College Station?
  12. This duck on duck violence has gone on long enough. Whether you're a Duck of Death or a Duck of the Risen Perspirer, birds of a feather need to stick together.
  13. Nah. "Thanksgiving is for family only, Michael."
  14. Are you all saying "ass"? Or "ass-trophysicist"?
  15. Arms say "All Brakes." We're doomed!
  16. Must be Kenny Powders' new handle. We were too immature for him.
  17. If this kid is who I assume it is, his dad (RIP) gave new meaning to the term "heavy Aggy lean."
  18. How is everyone forgetting that Whitley hasn't gotten the benefit of Maldy Magic while in Sugar Land? According to the advanced stats, if you translate his 7.00+ AAA ERA into its MLB equivalent, then adjust for Maldonado wizardry, he would have 8 wins in 6 starts, with a negative ERA. (And that's after shorting him 2 wins for the fact the numbers say Pressly would blow a game and Jose Abreu would cost him another win by somehow hitting into a double play every inning.)
  19. Looch wouldn't call Creed or Limp Bizkit classic rock, because calling something classic implies it's not still popular with the kids, and he thinks Creed is still cool.
  20. Well, it turned out some of those midstream companies couldn't rely on acreage dedications quite as much as they thought they could anyway.
  21. I don't think this is the first time Ketch has gotten outraged at someone mentioning the prospect of him lowering his weight. And just like the other times, some poor table at Pluckers is about to bear the full brunt of his fury.
  22. I didn’t watch the video. Did Maldy get circumcised this offseason?
  23. Disagree with Brauny on the Amador kid out of North Shore. I don't think he has the right mentality for the game. He's a lover, not a fighter.
  24. Does Marc Cohn play for the USMNT? Because it's like the defense told Depay, "Walk it in, Memphis."
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