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Horn Dog

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  1. How much is Colorado paying Dion Sanders? He may not know shit about basketball but who gives a shit at this point
  2. Since absolutely nothing is happening, while we wait for Beard to be fired, can we go over when it's OK to kick the cat (always) or dog (never)?
  3. Then again when coach says "You fuck this up and I'll kill you", you probably gonna not miss that assignment.
  4. Leach seems like a no BS guy and reminds me of my father in that respect. One of my childhood memories is my dad telling me that when he died he wanted to go out quickly and did not want to be hooked up to machines and left to wither in a hospital for months, which is exactly how he went. I have a sense that Leach would have wanted a similar ending. Thanks Mike for your legacy. I can honestly say you are the only CFB coach that never coached for Texas that I (nearly) always cheered for.
  5. Alright I don't even give a shit about what happens to Beard or what UT decides to do but as a father of daughters I probable should get some legal clarity on this from you legal types: 1. If I wake up in the middle of the night and some guy is in my house, and in my daughter's bedroom, without my permission or knowledge, would it be legally better for me to just shoot him versus getting in a physical altercation? 2. If I catch a intruder in my house in the middle of the night, am I in legal jeopardy if I physically assault him? As a follow-up, if my minor daughter (who does not own my house) declares some guy her "boyfriend", does this give him some legal protection to now break in to my house? 3. If my minor daughter can give someone permission to break into my home without my permission, can she also give her permission for her "boyfriend" to take my car? Furthermore, if he does take my car, can I shoot him now? In summary, Any advice on when I can shoot my daughter's boyfriend would be appreciated.
  6. IF true, as a father to several daughters..... ChrisRockAin'tSayingItsRightButIUnderstand.gif
  7. Four times in one night?? Pic of Christians friend?
  8. FIFY, and the answer is still no.
  9. Walk into any low rent strip bar and you will find many who will tell you that having a father who degrades your innate qualities and continually humiliates you is the prerequisite to happiness. Of course it will be the patrons reporting this to you, but nonetheless....
  10. If Texas can get back into a National Championship game, the surly tailgate will be overflowing
  11. Relax guys. Without a "with that being said" it doesn't officially count anyway.
  12. The looks on just about all these players faces in this still are priceless
  13. How many signatures do we need to get to actually get A. Hitler (R) as a candidate some local office? My bet is he actually wins in a red county.
  14. “Coach how you gonna handle injuries?” ”Get treatment, if you’re salvageable. Otherwise we will kiss goodbye!”
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