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Horn Dog

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  1. Is that a bourbon enema/dildo combo? Stoops will be buying the entire stock of those glass cocks.
  2. There is only one strategy to properly defend this: —15yr cushions, especially on 4th and short. —Rush 2-3 to keep QB comfortable. If we do get to QB, make sure to run past him or rough him to get the penalty. —Safeties must stay at least 5 yards from receivers or better yet leave them unguarded. —any potential interceptions must be dropped —our defense needs at maximize being on the field to rest our offense. Defending 100-150 snaps is ideal. NEVER defend 3rd downs.
  3. This is where I’m at with Sark. I think he is a smart, decent guy who hasn’t figured it out and may not be a bit too loyal and unable to cut dead weight quickly. Then again he is not a cunt like Herman, so other coaches actually want to work for him. It is a very fine balance that probably only Saban has truly mastered.
  4. Haven’t ever driven to this before so not exactly sure how parking at Texas Fair/Cotton Bowl works. If anyone has reserved parking for sale or wants to share advice would appreciate it.
  5. The only way GOP can. Demonize socialism, but simultaneously beg for more socialism.
  6. "But if you are, come over tonight at 1am... and bring all your money."
  7. Unfortunately that tech QB was also not elusive, recording multiple sacks per game, until he played us. Then suddenly he looked elusive. JT will look like a 40yr old Mormon with a knee brace and will run 2000 yards on us.
  8. Did anyone else read the headline as " Big 12 Announces Public Reprimand and Fine of Texas" and not even flinch?
  9. I'm pretty sure he is saying that Sark and PK are not good play callers since good ones make adjustments.
  10. It is because he is wrong the majority of the time that we know he is in fact an insider.
  11. IMG_8277.MOV Anyone else see the trash TT player #76 getting in our players faces and trying to start shit as the crowd floods the field? Trash players + trash fans= trash program.
  12. Oh don't worry Sark. After seeing how well PK defends these I am sure your defense is going to see a whole lot more 4th downs. Prepare your anus.
  13. Why is Card just standing there like an idiot? Should he run a little bit to at least get #24 out of tackling range? Is Sark allergic to even the slightest bit of deception?
  14. That's what I saw. His head snaps back. The Texas player was pushed from behind into the dumbass fan.
  15. I see he has his B12 issued communicator.
  16. If by “corrupt” you mean doing what 90% of all kids born to rich, powerful, privileged families do then yea he is corrupt.
  17. Except every other team’s fan base would be wrong.
  18. Yes I understand the concept of deception. My point is the deception is not working if you don’t use it and if you just stubbornly stick to the noneffective option. Look at the Rocat. Yes deception would be nice, but instead we just do the same ineffective shit over and over. And if they can’t stop Bijan running outside, then run him outside until they show they can stop him. The alternative of running him inside over and over for 0-1 yards is idiotic.
  19. I said this before but I am convinced Stark turns into this guy second half of any game where we have the lead There is no way he is this much of an idiot. He is trying to outsmart the opponent by doing a he opposite of what is expected. Running Bijan on the outside gains 7 and running him in the middle gets 1? I will run him up the middle since that is what they are not expecting! Hey Stark, if you have the talent advantage its Ok to that they know what is happening as long they can’t stop it! Go look at the game where Arkansas stomped our ass. We knew what they were going to do? We just couldn’t stop it. So they did it again and again and again!
  20. What difference does it make when the QB can’t see them or even if he can he can’t hit an open player more than 10 yards away?
  21. I am actually feeling grateful to Stark for showing his ass so early in the season and giving me back all these Saturdays. Yea he got out hopes up a bit with Bama playing down to their competition, but give Sark credit for not waiting till mid or late season to tank. Right out the starting gates he showed us that watching this team is a complete waste of time.
  22. There are only 2 possibles: 1. Sark is a idiot 2. Sark is not an idiot but is employing the ‘Princess Bride’ logic of opposite coaching because “thats what they would think I would do” and thus coaching like an idiot. Is it really that difficult to see that certain plays are working and others are not and thus call more plays that are working? I feel like a 10yr old could do that. Why can’t a group of grown ass men who have dedicated their entire lives to this profession do that? Are they just outthinking themselves into being complete dumbasses? Perhaps we need a dumb head coach who consistently makes the wrong read but tries to outsmart the opponent by doing the opposite and thus inadvertently makes the correct read.
  23. Horn Dog

    Hudson Card

    Now do the 3 and outs cause Card the Tard can’t throw more than 5 yards or read past his first option
  24. This is what I saw, but I am not going back to watch 1 sec of this abortion
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