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Nicole44

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  1. I would hate for this to be the end of the road for Sark but his last two stops as HC don’t inspire much confidence. His staff doesn’t inspire much confidence either. I can’t even think where we go from here but if we do go HC hunting can we interview some people? See which coaches have routinely showed year over year improvement. Have fire in the veins? Have routinely shown they can win with far less than we have ever had on our roster? Cuz that’s the guy for me. Whoever that is. A guy who can win like we have Kansas State money. Not a guy who can’t win with Texas money. Miami just took the script from Ohio State and barring something bizarre will be in the MNC. We may not even make the Alamo bowl. And With all that money spent.on this roster. At least so far Texas Tech is backing up all the money they spent this year with competent play on the field. How embarrassing we have this much money and we can’t even buy a win over a 1-3 team that sucks. I don’t want this to be the end or beginning of the end for Sark but if you can’t win with Texas money it’s time to hang up your HC spurs. Sorry but it’s true.
  2. Someone needs to write a “fictional comedy” with our cast of coaching characters over the last 30 years. chardonnay drinking drive around in a convertible asshole who was fired and who’s subsequent team pulled a mutiny on the bounty on his ass. a middling game manager with cookies and orange slices who leaves teams a shell of itself like a vampire when he blows town leaving the cupboard bare but just loves for kids to have fun. a mid-tier clueless doesn’t even know his own zip code type who looked so lost in games one wonders if he accidentally pierced his brain with that finger cleaning out his ears. a coked up hand grenade who could beat OU banging crusty Jewelry store lady and whose wife almost opened an airplane door mid flight to Mexico and who had to be watched by campus police just in case. Who got fired from his last and likely final HC gig. And who had on his coaching staff a coach who clogged up a recruits toilet on the recruiting trail and Sark. Whose first year here started with a coach on his staff’s girlfriend named the Pole assassin who’s monkey bit a child in a maze on Halloween who wasn’t impressed with doctors of neighborhood. Like how did we expect this to turn out man. It doesn’t matter who the big money donors want next. This could be an epic comedy with the shit they have already done to us in 30 years. Thank god for Colt and for Vince. Because it could have been a whole lot worse.
  3. We all hope he can be flexible and bend to common sense. And not try to be like Jerruh Jones the GM. Cuz the difference is Jerry is the owner and will never fire himself for 30 years of being a shitty GM. The BMDs gonna get restless really soon with all this money being spent and we all know how well that goes when they get restless. sark can still control his destiny here if he can accept he cannot be both HC and OC. He has been quoted as saying he will never give up play calling cuz it’s his super power. Well something has to give. And if his superpower is being an OC there ain’t no shame in doing only that. But it doesn’t leave us anywhere either.
  4. I feel bad for him but pride comes before a big fall and I personally hate to see it. I quit drinking 4/24/22. I see what he’s been able to do and it is inspiring. I don’t want him to fail but the mother fucker won’t listen. 👂
  5. Watching a banged up SF play and beat the Rams with Mac fucking Jones (a major reason Sark was hired as we know and touted a QB whisperer—course this was as an OC sitting in the mother fucking booth—and coordinating for Nick fucking Saban before NIL) I was feeling some major envy. About Shanahan. Dude even WR’d here. He’s a Horn. He has proven he can make Brock Purdy, Jimmy Grabaho and Mac Jones look amazing. I wish fixing our issues could be as simple as just convincing Sark to get in the booth. But it’s not. Maybe 🤔 those of you who have played at the QB position can say: but is it helpful to have the person calling plays on the sidelines (1) not take into account what you do well (2) not see what the defense is doing because he is on the sidelines (3) absolutely will not take what an opponent’s defense gives you (4) has NOT addressed glaring problems with the O-line. I am genuinely asking. If a HC is doing 1-4 above how well could you play as a QB? Wouldn’t you get injured a bunch? Wouldn’t you start rushing thru your progressions or holding onto the ball? Wouldn’t your fundamentals start to suffer bc you can’t even trust the play calls? Or your oline? Doesn’t Sark being Sark make it almost fucking impossible to be his QB? When he’s not solely responsible for being an OC calling plays up in the booth? How well did his other QB’s at Washington and USC pan out? I wish we could solve this. But the writing on the wall that this would happen has been tattooed in many ways in the past 5 years: poor development of Ewers and Arch. Coming out flat after a bye many times. Oline issues. Play calls that a 5 year old could predict. QBs getting injured unnecessarily. Penalties for days. Shit red zone presence particularly the last 3 years and honestly if it were for the athletes and a bias to Texas we don’t make the playoffs. Does anyone remember rooting for Rock Chalk a few years back to decide our fate. Or leaving it up to committee. Cuz I fucking do. Damn. $15 million team. Ohio state spent $20 million and won. Miami seems to be on that trajectory. We have the money to buy anyone we want. What would sark look like if we didn’t? Penn State and Franklin with it have a ceiling. Sark’s floor is about to hit his ceiling as it has done every stop he’s had as a HC.
  6. We get Ewers. Who was highly sought after. Sark is supposed to be the QB whisperer. Sark did such a great job Ewers almost didn’t get drafted at all. manning was highly sought after. Kirby smart was creeping like a creeper on all his highschool games. Saban wanted him. He gets here sits for two years and regresses in every fundamental. people think putting in Caldwell is the answer need to understand what sark already has done the the prior two QB’s development. Caldwell will be lucky to DoorDash when sark works his magic on him. Or maybe Caldwell is the one and only QB who can do all sark needs. Yeah right. Tons of OCs could have done far more with Ewers and Arch than sark did. Truth.
  7. Solid post. We can quibble about who should starts or Arch or Ewers last year and blah blah blah and Caldwell. Sark is a major problem and if our press core weren’t such pussies they would ask sark why we look so flat as an entire team coming off a bye week. Why we disappear for quarters and halves during Sarks entire 5 year tenure here. Why he won’t get in the fucking booth when he wants to be both HC and OC. It hasn’t been done successfully in a long time. We have wtf games every couple of weeks. We look like we are a team under a complete rebuild, this is on him period. Period. And his head is up his ass right now if he can’t see what’s going on. its wishcasting to think otherwise. Does Caldwell do better? Maybe so. Can he play special teams and defense? Run? Cuz if he can’t do all these things it don’t matter. It’s sark. Pretending it’s not will be even more painful when the BMDs come crashing down on his ass when we get butt fucked by OU in Dallas next weekend.
  8. Sark’s current wife L’Oréal (whom Sark left his previous wife for—L’Oréal knew he was married when she basically went after Sark) recently gave birth to another man’s child while she is still married to Sark. Yet he wears the shit she picks out for him with pride. Makes a ton of sense. 🎃 Belichick is sideyeing the messy of all this.
  9. I’m like raging. Just to twist the knife I hope Texas Tech and North Texas both make the playoffs. To shove it in the BMDs faces loud and clear. An offensive coordinator needs to be in the booth to see what the defense is doing. Everyone with a brain knows this. All his old foes from his failed stints at Washington and USC repeatedly said he doesn’t take what a defense gives him bc his ass can’t see that from the fucking sidelines. He’s more worried about wearing what his cheating azzhoe of a wife tells him to than he is in recognizing his strength is in the booth not squatting on the field like he’s shitting out an out of wedlock pumpkin. 🎃 👻 🎃 🤘🏼 💩
  10. Maybe Sark’s first year? Or Georgia last year? Or after our MNC loss under Mack? what is concerning is that we have the money to buy any player we want so recruiting isn’t the issue. Teams with far less do far more, what the fuck?
  11. Because he ain’t calling running plays. Arch is the entirety save a couple of yards of the offense. Sark and his cheating ass bad fashionista wife can get fucked by a pumpkin.
  12. Gee I wonder who could call a bunch of running plays. And get the running game going? who would be in charge of that? It’s fucking baffling to me. Must be a real head scratcher for old sark there. If fucking Sark stands up at the post game presser and says we should have run the ball more….like he has done a couple of times in the past…he deserves the hot seat. We look as messy on the field as Sark’s marriage looks. His shit looks messy even by Belichick standards.
  13. He was to me a risk higher with a high ceiling. His floor is rapidly coming up to meet that ceiling. And it’s the same story as his other two HC gigs. Same type of team making same type of mistakes just wearing different uniforms.
  14. My family negativity is rubbing off on me, I need some Burnt Orange Koolaid. any word on Parker? If it has been said about his status or any injury I missed it. Family going batshit like we are in the Charlie Strong Days or Mack brown post 2009 days, damn
  15. I’m paraphrasing but he talked about last year’s first game against Georgia. Said it wasn’t about the QB. Said we looked like the same team with self inflicted wounds and shooting our selves in foot. Ewers as everyone remembers was pulled briefly for Arch who didn’t do well either. It’s Sark.
  16. Agreed. it’s a Sark issue. Even Craig Way as nice as he is thinks so as well. It’s not a QB issue. Sorry, it’s not. We haven’t played on our fucking heels like this since Georgia last year. This is a fucking sark thing. He can either get in the booth and screw his head on or he will be on the hot seat. Truth. I get Sark is a great redemption story but he ain’t a great HC and I’ve seen zero proof he ever will put all the pieces together to be one.
  17. This is becoming a “Sark” issue. And it’s a disturbing trend. I want us to play like we have a fucking chip or something. We play like we have 8 quarters and can still get into the playoffs with 4 losses. Ughhh.
  18. Pavia said to Herbie this morning that Herbie will find out what Vandy is made of in January. I fucking believe him. That’s an identity. What is ours? 🤘🏼
  19. Main issue is HC for me right now. Sark cannot do all things. It’s been proven to me. Great OC and Recruiter. Cannot be OC and HC. How can you start slow and sloggish after a bye week? Sark. go Horns! 🤘🏼🤘🏼
  20. Vandy looks like a team on a mission determined to prove it’s not all talk. Backing it up. Hoping Texas can start showing our talent and just outperform people. Go Horns! 🤘🏼🤘🏼
  21. Not the start I was hoping for…why we always play like ass after a bye? Coaching. Final and only answer. LFG Horns! 🤘🏼 It’s how you finish. Still got my burnt orange colored lens on.
  22. Tailgate looks awesome. Everyone minding their manners so far. But check in after halftime…that’s when the real fun begins. 😃 🤘🏼
  23. Tennis racket accident. It used to be straight. 😂 not joking.
  24. Love you too, in an asexual way. Today is the second year anniversary of my aunt’s passing so I’m probably pissier and even more nonsensical than normal. This place CR and all keeps me grounded in a good way. Which is a positive. It has helped me evolve my own “ethos” times a thousand. I believe in the power of change. 15 years ago I would be that chick walking out of a Republican convention with a pamphlet spouting talking points, this place for better or worse is still one of the best in the world internet wise. No topic is off limits. We just crowd source peeps.
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