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Nicole44

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  1. If Crystal Ball don’t fuck it up all signs should point to yes. But we don’t know if we will get good Beck or INT throwing machine Beck. And we know Crystal Ball has the capacity to fuck up situational football in a spectacular way.
  2. Yeah 15 mph wind with gusts up to 27. Way windier than the weather app says. Weather app is trash. Duly noted.
  3. It’s like he gets fatter every appearance. Next year he will be riding the cart if he doesn’t cut down on carbs and exercise a little. Damn.
  4. Nick Saban’s GameDay picks are around 50%. It is easier to coach than to pick.
  5. Their game day tweets are always entertaining. So it begins. is the wind mph really 11 bc it looks windier to me on tv
  6. I think college station is an advantage only in during the entire game both the opposing team and fans wonder if they will make it back their team bus or cars alive at the game’s end.
  7. Elko looks even fatter than when we played aggy. He could be an anchor for a yacht 🛥️ at this point.
  8. Yes. This is the future imo he has always envisioned for himself as a HC. In his words, it may not make sense from the outside but you get under the hood and it does. This is a clear view into his thinking. I do not care for Sark’s statements per PK. We had a top 15 defense statistically over the past 3 years. Our defense in 2024 ranked statistically 3rd in most categories which was good enough to win it all with QE at the helm. Same for the offense. This year the defense was ranked statistically overall 13th which was good enough to make the playoffs. our defense overall wasn’t the some glaring issue the past three years. Quite the opposite. PK was easily year over year the best coordinator and coach on the field imo. Now let’s look under the hood at Sark’s offense the last three years. in 2023 with QE as QB: Rank: 120th out of 133 FBS teams in touchdown percentage (around 50.8%), 89th in overall red zone efficiency. One could absolutely say with confidence PK carried Sark like a baby in 2023. Not the other way around. Period. No other way to see it. in 2024 with an elite top 3 defense our offense was was also Ranked near the top nationally (e.g., 2nd or 3rd at times), scoring touchdowns on over 88% of trips early in the season. This was our year to clinch the title. Mistakes, penalties and poor red zone play calling against a superior OSU team kept us from the title imo. Both sides did well in 2024. Big claps for both OC and DC here though. The future looks bright for 2025! Sark phoned in the winter offseason and most definitely most of spring offseason. Doesn’t plug the obvious holes on the oline with the portal. The holes we all noticed under QE that got him hurt multiple times. Sark Missed Junior Day. He Scuttles the spring game and decides to go to no contact and light contact NFL type practices which do not allow for QBs to call 140 scripted plays and also doesn’t allow for good evaluation of things and players that could potentially be problematic for the offense and the defense come the regular season. Sark said he admires how the NfL does shit and wanted to emulate that. So who carried who this year? in 2025 with Arch on a painful learning struggling behind a shit O-line and struggling behind a god awful RB room our offense ranked Around 54th in the nation in red zone TD rate (63.8% by late September) and 104th mid-season (55%). By contrast by all statistical measurements PK’s unit finished 13th in the FBS for 2025. Once again our defense was good enough to make the playoffs. It was our offense that was NOT. Two out of the last three years it was PK’s unit that CARRIED SARK. In short, I thought PK represented Texas well. It was NOT necessary for Sark to give any more than the standard statement to describe his departure. And wish him well. And to thank PK. PK had fuckall to do with the O-line, plugging the holes on the o-line, the RBs and the substandard play calling at times or the penalties on offense. All Sark had to do was act like Tex on the automated phone system back in the day and say good luck and goodbye and thanks for fielding statistically a damn good defense while he was here. He could have said things differently, he chose not to. He’s either blind to his own failures the past couple of years on offense or he is just being a dick here or he’s a blind dick. Muschamp will do his job. I believe that. Sark better do his. Or he will get a far worse and absolutely deserved write up from the sports media than the complete bullshit he just had to say about PK. People can finger paint it any color they want. PK had a great past three years and by contrast Sark had a great 2024. So much so he thought he could phone in the 2025 season. No more excuses Sarkisian. No more. 🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼
  9. No. I don’t even think Sark supporters thought Sark was doing that. Sark doesn’t want to be on the defensive headset. He wants to be both HC and OC so he needs a DC who is a HC. He got exactly what he wanted. If it works we celebrate. I eat crow happily. because we will have won the second MNC in my lifetime. 🤘🏼 If it doesn’t work (and we ain’t playing for a MNC or even close) there are no more excuses that should be made for Sark and he will be gone and I come at Sark supporters like a spider monkey. Where is the downside? I don’t see one. LFG! no excuses, just win. 🤘🏼
  10. I am also jazzed that this is the only game we have to suffer thru on espn today and the other two are on TNT/TRU.
  11. I thank PK for his service and wish him well. As he said in his statement he will see us down the road. Of that I have no doubt. Sark is getting exactly what he wants here. His first choice DC, the ability to focus solely on offense while essentially retaining the HC title, and seemingly keeping his staff on offense. Penalties, the insanely poor performance of the o-line, failure to plug holes on the line thru the portal, a poor RB coach and/poor running back performance (Wisner was the only RB all year to have a game over 100 yds and it came against aggy), poor RedZone play, a developing arch that sark couldn’t spend time with and so on. We have statistically been in the bottom third of the FBS in red zone efficiency and scoring in the last three years. There is a lot to clean up on offense. Arch comes back and he won’t have the same growing pains. Everyone knows and should know that the O-line is a priority, we have a better RB coach, sark will be devoting the bulk of his time to HIS offense. And Muschamp will start fresh on defense and do what we have seen him do in the past. Plus, he has HC experience so he will not need to lean on sark for nothing. If anything Sark will be somewhat of an island—offense island and if that fails there is no one else to blame for it. one thing is clear to me: there will be no scapegoats left for the 2026 season. it should be a season of NO EXCUSES. I will continue to have high expectations as we hired Sark in part for his play calling and he will now have the time to devote to that specifically. if He cannot get it done and Flood and Banks are still on staff at the end of the year I won’t blame them. I will blame Sark. And imo He will be gone. And I will come at the sark supporters like a spider monkey. But if Sark gets it done, he will be a hero and I will eat crow. I see no downside to any of this. The reboot either works or it doesn’t. If it works we celebrate. If it doesn’t we find a better HC. Jmo. No downside. No excuses, just win. 🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼
  12. As much as I dislike aggy Cristobal is a simpleton. If aggy gets bad Beck they will advance. Miami’s losses to Louisville and SMU in the regular season make me question whether they could beat JMU or Tulane were they paired against either team today. Cristobal is one of the worst situational coaches in the playoffs. Not saying aggy is that much better. I’m looking forward to the JMU v Oregon game for some inexplicable reason.
  13. Just jump out of the matrix we are all in. I mean take the red pill or blue pill or whatever. We are all in a simulation. lol. 😂
  14. If OU loses it’s because skeletor blew two time outs.
  15. Too soon man, I was at that collapse.
  16. It’s weird if it had been complete. Been watching games where WRs clearly had it for a score or first down lately and drop it a refs call it incomplete. Weird shit. Whatever.
  17. Venables blowing two time outs is bizarre, you have one left dumbass.
  18. That would be a great storyline, just give him the Heisman he can’t see. Lol,
  19. Explains why he exited surly so suddenly.
  20. Even Fowler yelling like Herbie is pegging him off camera won’t save this game from being blah.
  21. This is where you’d do your two minute offense. But I don’t care bc the Cig is watching this laughing waiting on either of these chucklefucks.
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