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SA-KC_Horn

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  1. Sorry Dad, I'm really trying.
  2. I'm already below 3.9, where's my participation trophy.
  3. https://m.worldstarhiphop.com/android/video.php?v=wshhCE095MYi3AV04c4w This guy has all the answers. TLDW; says 5g is being used as a weapon
  4. I taught myself how to cut my hair after spending $35 at a barber. Fuck that noise. I have a cordless wahl trimmer. Shit is magic. Of course you need a handheld mirror to cut the back of your head. Fading has become so much easier......learned by following barbers on IG & FB.
  5. I just bought 2013 NCAA football, I can kill a good month now.
  6. Good. That'll keep my son at work and give me heads up when ammo is restocked.
  7. I wonder if steak & fries + lapdance carry-out orders from Sugar's or the Palace constitutes as essential?
  8. Just go to Bucees and purchase their hand sanitizer six times.
  9. Nowthis is a governor?
  10. We can write-in Fauci as potus.
  11. Was at SPECs and this old fuck decided to all of a sudden start whistling right in front of me as he walked right past me in the middle of the bourbon aisle, held my breath in when I saw him walking my direction, then walked away from the section. Fuck that dude, trying slobber all over the damn place.
  12. I've been teaching my middle schooler house to dunk on a 7.5ft goal. Jump shot drills from the elbow. Running volleyball drills from her club team. Painting projects on canvas board. (Bob Ross videos) Short chapter summaries on her favorite types of books.
  13. When I went for a jog with the wife last night, Salt Grass, TX roadhouse, Walkons and Chester's were full of customers. People dgaf.
  14. That red spot in SA is a constant, a part of my daily commute.
  15. I'm right with ya. Those oaks in my neighbor's yard nutted yellow all over my Caddy. My sinuses are all jacked up.
  16. Drive-thru testing in SA. Hope the fatties don't confuse these locations with Beer-n-all or Whataburger drive-thru.
  17. San Antonio has the cheese touch. No gatherings over 500 and restrictions on 250.
  18. Did a megaplex check all lubes, buttplugs and ah-nal beads are fully stocked. @NowThis
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