SuckitKevin
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2023 Texas @ Alabama - 6pm on ESPN
Gargle my hairy balls Nick
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2023 Texas @ Alabama - 6pm on ESPN
Still got a broken hand? Shit!
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Week 2: Texas @ Bama score prediction
Can’t pick against the good guys Texas 27 Bama 21 total yards for Bama 340
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
I’d have to watch again but seeing it live, it looked like a poor throw that Worthy couldn’t have salvaged.
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All Things Brisket
Most ovens have a way to reprogram them temporarily for lower temps. Mine will allow me to go to a -20 setting which means 170 is now 150. Just don’t forget to program it back or you’ll fuck up your wife’s next batch of cookies.
- Week 1 Rice @ Texas Score Prediction Thread
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Is COVID going to mess up another football season?
This thread has AIDS…. I mean COVID.
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2023 Fall Camp Thread of Dominance
I don’t know what this guys problem with Texas is but he royally fucked us every time he worked our games. If you see him on the field, prepare your anus.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
Pretty sure he has been.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
DW Rutledge
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
Who was the running back Baylor swiped from us at the last minute in the early 90s? Douglas? There were red flags before he went to Baylor. He was going to Clemens high school until his mama miraculously got a higher paying job at Judson.
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Longhorn legend Lance Blanks has passed away
One of my buddies and I were going to a Spurs game many years ago in the preseason because it was cheap. We were barely out of high school . As we were walking towards the ticket office a man approached us and asked if we wanted two tickets. At first I thought he was scalping but then realized he was just giving them to us. We thanked him and as he walked away I recognized it was Lance Blanks. I had been a huge fan of BMW back in the day. As we walked in we showed our tickets to an usher and they started personally escorting us to our seats. We had no idea when we were given the tickets that we would be three rows from the floor. I know it was only preseason but to us it was incredible at the time. What a great man. What a terrible loss for Longhorn Nation.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
Remember thinking it was terrible that this kid got hurt so early last yr but how did he get from Clemens high school to SV?
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Texas BBQ
Ha! That’s the only place I see when I drive by. Didn’t realize they had that lot.
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Texas BBQ
I drive by this place all the time for work, where do you park?
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Game #10 P.B. - BIG MONDAY - #5 Texas @ #9 Kansas; 8pm ESPN
Playing like ass all the way around
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Cowboys @ Niners: NFC Divisional Round
Fire McCarthy and hire Quinn or they’ll be below .500 next year.
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Cowboys @ Niners: NFC Divisional Round
Dak can be a great qb at times but to ignore that he crumbles or just flat out becomes brain dead at critical moments is also dumb. Besides throwing interceptions, I’ve seen him run out of bounds when they’re trying to kill the clock and take idiotic sacks. He doesn’t play smart football when it counts.
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Ames delivery driver tried to put UT MBB on blast for only tipping him $58 update: he lied, it was $87
I don’t get tipping where you wait in line to order, that shit’s stupid.
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2023 Texas Coaching and Support Staff Thread
Tight Ends?
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2023 Transfer Thread - Texas Capitalized, ATM Victimized
I’m assuming you’re new here. Sarcasm.
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2023 Texas Coaching and Support Staff Thread
That would actually be a pretty good hire imo
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2023 Texas Coaching and Support Staff Thread
Maybe Wiggins is ready to leave now.
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2023 Transfer Thread - Texas Capitalized, ATM Victimized
I remember reading that Campbell in limited time graded out much better than Hutson or Conner. He needs to start next year. Jones played so well at right tackle this year that I think you leave him there and try Williams inside for 1 yr with a plan to move him outside after that. Other than Majors( who has improved) that would give you some absolute maulers on the line, and that is what I think Flood really wants.
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2023 ATH Jelani McDonald
Fuck yeah! Got a good feeling about this one.