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Planet Houston

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  1. You are so predictably hilarious. For the rest of us.
  2. Actually no. Way worse at the plate. He’d miss an 88 mph middle-in meatball by a foot. I think he’d catch a dinky flip from the pitcher on a weak groundout in the field.
  3. There you go Tuck ¿Por que no los dos?
  4. Goddamn Trout just hit a monster shot to tie it up in Miami
  5. I fear you’re right. But I also know I’d be a lot happier if Jon Singleton were my weed dealer than 1B for the Astros, so I’m holding out hope.
  6. Yeah, the most diverse city in the nation that elected a lesbian mayor a decade ago and has been blue as long as most of us have been alive is really a hotbed for racism. The fuck?? Yes, I recall that Hader had some bad twitter posts when he was in high school. It’s not great and I’m not really sure how to square it other than I hope he has grown as a person. But to say “fits the Houston motif??” Fuck off.
  7. So goddamn frustrating. I’m a season ticket holder and don’t look forward to our turn with the tickets. They have to figure out how to win at home. And yeah, having black holes at 1B and CF is a fucking problem.
  8. Again, I do have things to counter your arguments. Two World Series rings, motherfucker. You started showing up in these threads last year. Go away.
  9. Yes, thank him for being the best owner in Houston sports history. I hope you run into him at a fancy Chinese restaurant.
  10. How about THANKS JIM FOR TWO WORLD SERIES TITLES AND FOR SIGNING THE BEST ASTRO EVER FOR LIFE Fuck off, Icono
  11. I enjoyed the sarcastic standing ovation Abreu just got
  12. Fuck you Abreu. Already enough of a zero at the plate, now making things worse. Bring on Loperfido.
  13. Let’s get this shit back on track. My first game at MMP this season - our guys really need to start playing well at home. It’s getting ridiculous.
  14. That stings for game 1. Oh well, get em tomorrow. Lots to improve on. Waaaaay too many walks.
  15. Ugh. Dubon single, Altuve bomb to end it. It’s the only way.
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