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Planet Houston

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  1. What we really need (in addition to health) is Javier to bounce back. Last year was horrendous - surely (hopefully) he will improve this year.
  2. /E/ But don’t you know that wins in September and October JUST MEAN MORE?? /SPN/
  3. Shot, chaser 😂😂 And, of course, a quick look at this Einstein’s profile confirms where we all assume he went to school. It’s just too perfect.
  4. And this is why Rupert Murdoch is a billionaire and . . .
  5. You might say they will give Pedro a good Leon look.
  6. I’m happy to give him his fair share of internet points to continue to support his habit of buying shitty hair dye. He should have been off TV going way back…back back….back.
  7. Does anyone around here know where to bet on 2024 Emmy winners? I found my horse that cannot lose.
  8. Hakeem vs. Altuve is the only argument
  9. Oh hai. If there was a question of the reliability of my inside info LFG!!!! I LITERALLY LOVE JOSE ALTUVE!!!!! Thank you for making him an Astro for life, Jim Crane.
  10. Yes, the numbers are awesome. Should have kept them on the rainbow shoulders uni to make it the ultra-best ever. Oh well.
  11. Tony Eusebio to personal Yanier coach
  12. A little birdie told me that a deal is done with the greatest Astro of all time.
  13. Not even women, I hear nobody wants to be Sleeping with Bienemy
  14. Yep, this is the one for me. Speaking of unis, check out the new BP hat drop. Different than the Spring Training hat (which is also pretty sweet). https://uni-watch.com/2024/02/05/2024-mlb-batting-practice-caps-distinct-from-spring-training-caps-begin-to-emerge/
  15. If he can live up to his potential, it would be slawsome.
  16. /CSB warning/ I got my hair cut today and the TV was on ESPN which happened to be carrying his press conference live. He is so fucking insufferable. After about 5 minutes the barber says “I can’t take this shit anymore” and changes the channel. I was quite grateful. He is like nails on a fucking chalkboard and I’m not sure how players take him seriously. Such a cheesedick.
  17. ⚾️ Immaculate Grid 305 9/9: Rarity: 209 IMMACULATE! 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 Also, from a couple of days ago - I cannot believe Andruw Jones never stole 30 bases!
  18. If you think the point of that anecdote was the particular type of season-ending injury he had…well played keeping us guessing on troll vs. dummy.
  19. Jay Bruce to be the lefty bat we’ve been looking for
  20. The super obvious one killed me. Shoulda thought of NC. Well done.
  21. The Chiefs are inevitable and I’m fucking sick of it. Oh well. At least this gem came out of it - probably makes it worth it, actually.
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