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Planet Houston

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  1. Oh hai. If there was a question of the reliability of my inside info LFG!!!! I LITERALLY LOVE JOSE ALTUVE!!!!! Thank you for making him an Astro for life, Jim Crane.
  2. Yes, the numbers are awesome. Should have kept them on the rainbow shoulders uni to make it the ultra-best ever. Oh well.
  3. Tony Eusebio to personal Yanier coach
  4. A little birdie told me that a deal is done with the greatest Astro of all time.
  5. Not even women, I hear nobody wants to be Sleeping with Bienemy
  6. Yep, this is the one for me. Speaking of unis, check out the new BP hat drop. Different than the Spring Training hat (which is also pretty sweet). https://uni-watch.com/2024/02/05/2024-mlb-batting-practice-caps-distinct-from-spring-training-caps-begin-to-emerge/
  7. If he can live up to his potential, it would be slawsome.
  8. /CSB warning/ I got my hair cut today and the TV was on ESPN which happened to be carrying his press conference live. He is so fucking insufferable. After about 5 minutes the barber says “I can’t take this shit anymore” and changes the channel. I was quite grateful. He is like nails on a fucking chalkboard and I’m not sure how players take him seriously. Such a cheesedick.
  9. ⚾️ Immaculate Grid 305 9/9: Rarity: 209 IMMACULATE! 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 Also, from a couple of days ago - I cannot believe Andruw Jones never stole 30 bases!
  10. If you think the point of that anecdote was the particular type of season-ending injury he had…well played keeping us guessing on troll vs. dummy.
  11. Jay Bruce to be the lefty bat we’ve been looking for
  12. The super obvious one killed me. Shoulda thought of NC. Well done.
  13. The Chiefs are inevitable and I’m fucking sick of it. Oh well. At least this gem came out of it - probably makes it worth it, actually.
  14. /Helo/ You can’t really argue that Jasson Dominguez is the best OF in the league right now. /Helo/ /Torn ACL/ I’ve seen this movie before. If Helo is not a troll, he truly has single digit IQ. If he is a troll, it’s a GREAT long game going here.
  15. I think he wants to trade Chas to Detroit for Nick Maton and Miguel Diaz
  16. ⚾️ Immaculate Grid 299 9/9: Rarity: 100 IMMACULATE! 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 Mine were either very obvious or very rare marginal ex-Astros 😆
  17. Read that without Cousin Eddie’s voice in your head, I dare you
  18. Well see that's an apples and oranges comparison and McLain has never eaten either in his life so yeah fuck him.
  19. Ricky Gutierrez, I haven’t heard that name in a minute. Nice.
  20. ⚾️ Immaculate Grid 297 9/9: Rarity: 27 IMMACULATE! 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩
  21. Regarding WR, I’m torn other than my opinion we shouldn’t pay Evans $20mm per, which is what it probably takes. That would be ~25-30% of our cap room before resigning any of our guys. But otherwise - on the one hand Stroud probably had the “it” factor to make any jabroni look pretty good, and we have Tank and Nico back. So maybe you get someone like Gabe Davis and call it a day. But on the other hand, if someone like Keon Coleman is sitting there at 23, it would be hard to pass. I think in a hypothetical choice of Coleman vs. DeJean or Kool-Aid, I’d have to go DB. Or interior DL or OL worthy of the pick. I suspect Caserio doesn’t want to spend big coin on WR this offseason.
  22. Probably because his performances lately have been rated Arrrrrr by Yankee and Ranger fans. /ducks/
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