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Planet Houston

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  1. I don’t know, but it better be the coldest damned stadium in the league.
  2. This is incorrect. My sources are way better. Yordan will start at DH. JV probably on the roster but won’t start this series (obviously). Global HVAC company Daikin will be the new stadium sponsor (not sure if this has been covered in this thread).
  3. This is why I’m not a regular poster during the regular season. Too long a season to be making definitive statements during bad times and good, and we all want to make emotional snap judgments watching them day in and day out. Let’s make another run, boys!
  4. I’m just glad I survived another season of being the official thread starter. Thank you all for your continued support in this emotional time. In more ways than one with tonight’s result:
  5. I mean, considering he used to look like Keefe from Righteous Gemstones, there was only one direction he could have gone.
  6. I mean, if it didn't stop Fitlump...🤷‍♂️
  7. There are worse “skills” for Japanese translators to have. Or so I’ve heard.
  8. Forgot to add - and I’ll HOLLER
  9. We need to get him to Surly. That was a really good win. Secondary needs to clean some stuff up, but otherwise I am quite gruntled. I’m still in shock at the turnaround and the fact that we now expect them to win going into most games. Unreal the bullets we dodged in Watson and Bryce. And good players want to join…just wild.
  10. Thank you, Bungles!
  11. Do you even “Soros funded,” bro?
  12. Are your takes worse on this thread or the football thread? Astros suck without Yuli, Ewers should be benched and has a noodle arm…yikes
  13. Goddamn. I don’t know shit about hockey but this is about the worst case scenario for a family. I don’t know who to feel worse for - his and his brother’s wives, or his and his brother’s parents. Two kids gone in a second, the night before their daughter’s wedding? Unfathomable. RIP and I hope somehow the family can find peace. But this is about as bad as it gets.
  14. Hey look, I found the fifth one fucking that couch!
  15. She should say “my policy is don’t be an asshole.” Which happens to be my only real parental policy (with varied degrees of success 🫠).
  16. No kidding. Especially when the person it’s directed to has to factor in the fact that fucking couches “makes sense” to the guy placing his order.
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