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Planet Houston

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  1. Well Acuna is hurt now so I might neg every checkers post you make until the rest of eternity.
  2. You know what? You can fuck right off! I’ve tried to ignore this post and certainly not celebrate it with 3 weeks to go, yet my team comes out today 1-13 and Strider has by far his worst outing of the year. Damn you! And if it was some 3D chess on the baseball gods, well done!
  3. And for you Astros fans out there - and the haters - her name is Yor”Donna” Alvarez 🤣
  4. We lost our 13 year-old Boxer last year. Then we lost my dad on New Years Eve, which suddenly which made it seem not so big a deal. Not surprisingly, we have been in a funk all year. We just got a new puppy this week. She’s a good doggo. Things are looking up.
  5. Boomers or, even worse, younger generations that “identify better” as Boomers. Man, I just had a realization. All those people freak out about non-binary people “identifying.” Go fuck your own faces, hypocrites.
  6. I don’t know why everyone has such a fantastical, bullshit sense who Texans are, or what Texas is. You do realize that if Shaggy CR and Texags political board were presented to the “average Texan,” Texags would be much more palatable to most? Or at least most over the age of 25? This isn’t some utopia of ideals - just a bunch of shitty Americans south of the Mason Dixon Line that has a few decent white folk that don’t believe white folk are chosen by God to rule over everyone else.
  7. IMG_1056.mov Oh and here was the last time I was at MMP with 2 outs in the ninth during a no-hitter (also perfect game…) I remember getting shit on the old site about celebrating this because we were so shitty. Well yeah - it was fantastic. Back when nobody had heard of something called a Marwin Gonzalez. Fun fact - there have been fewer instances of a perfect game getting broken up in the 9th than there have been perfect games. So that was truly historic. 10 fucking years ago!
  8. I can’t believe people are so quick with the JV photoshops in Astro gear!
  9. Maaaaaan that is steep. I hope to completely forget the pain, but the Mets better be eating a bunch of salary so we extend Tucker. That fucking hurts.
  10. I can’t propose a trade on the app. Anyone else?
  11. I blew an 8-4 lead as my team shat the bed coming up with one RBI on Sunday and not even getting a 7-5 win. My pitching lineup was also a bit unlucky, I got way fewer innings than most weeks. Top three teams in our division all tied 6-6, pretty amazing. Big matchup with Capn Crunch this week For the record with all the chatter about Derka and HG, in 7 years in this league I have two firsts, a second, third and fourth. Basically the same track record as Derka in five fewer years. Need another couple to catch HG. Don’t sleep on The Disgusting Brothers.
  12. Thank goodness he and Chas have played their way into the lineup everyday - like getting players at the trade deadline that Dusty has no option but to start.
  13. That seems like a lot. In other news, Yainer is clearly the everyday catcher of the future. But also seems like Lee could have commanded more than just Graveman.
  14. Turns out that Myles Straw trade was a pretty good one, eh?
  15. “No Frowning for Drowning”
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