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PhillyD

Certifiably Surly
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  1. Charge should be modified to ASSAULT BY EYE CONTACT
  2. You and my Dad are the same age. He would never post on a message board and can't read email without shouting at Mom, "How do you turn this damn thing on?" Hook em
  3. I'm in and hoping someone finds their pic and emails in. Also hoping Ray Pugh gets caught in the shitstorm at the old site.
  4. There's a lot to unpack in your post Dropout but I'll pick out a couple of things. 1. I'm sure she's a great girl, but don't put it on a pedestal. 2. For where you came from, getting a college degree and a job is no small accomplishment. Give yourself some credit for that. I hope it's not too late to turn around your work situation and I wish you the best. I'm sure some of the folks in this thread will have a lot more to say.
  5. That was really good. I loved it.
  6. Possible but doubtful. It would take an hour to move her lardass from that chair and another half hour to navigate her lardass out of the room.
  7. One more thing, I hope the lord Jesus doesn't punish me with too severe of a hangover during services tomorrow
  8. By the way, roller coasters are a lot more fin when you have a fask
  9. You shut you whore mouth...but I'm sure her moles did
  10. If any of these dumbfucks hesitate, I'm going. No fucks given.
  11. I haven't looked at this since the first week. I didn't realize I had made it off of page 2.
  12. Lets not get carried away here. I just can't triple my productivity without consequences.
  13. My last post on the old board regarding wives was my wife's inability to remember the difference between Kansas and Kansas State. Guess what we just discussed after she realized that Kansas was in the final 4?
  14. I need to learn to take pics like some of you. I love this thread.
  15. In the spirit of new beginnings with the transition to Surly, I'm going to forgive Tim Beck for calling games in 2017 like an incompetent retard. I'm going to forgive that he quit calling plays that worked and continued to call plays that had no chance of working. I'm going to forgive that I had no idea what the dumb son of a bitch was thinking on that pass play against Tech. I'm going to let him start all over with a clean slate. But I'm not forgetting any of that dumb shit he did last year and his leash better be pretty fucking short.
  16. I have no interest in even going back
  17. Cactus, I admire how well you and Retread have taken care of the old thread. As far as what to do with it, I don't really know. If it can be kept intact, that would be great but if that's not possible, I'll be just fine without it. I'll leave that to everyone else, but there's been a lot of painful stuff but a lot of good advice given in this thread and I think it's benefitted a lot of posters.
  18. I heard this story on NPR this morning. This man lived the dream.
  19. My diamond [emoji184]shines
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