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AUS-97HORN

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  1. dont forget the TV commercials as well.
  2. its coaching, plain and simple.... how the fuck are you this incompetent every game in the last 45 seconds of the game? get your shit together Chicago
  3. like it takes a special level of idiocy to keep losing games by making the 1 fucking dumb play you need to make every game at the end of the game.
  4. Chicago just needs to burn it to the ground and start over. the incompetence shown by the team this entire year is astronomically dumb
  5. atlanta is making zero effort to defend. I mean they have a chance to win the division... and are playing like total ass.
  6. THREE straight plays had to be reviewed because the refs kept awarding a first fucking down that wasnt earned 3 straight plays
  7. 19 years ago... a guy named vince personally beat the greatest armies in the world along with the Jedi Council on his way to staking his claim as the greatest college football player ever.... and finished it off with a 2 point dive up the middle of the line to give a USC cheerleader so much excitement she became a meme for a decade
  8. Matt Berre almost puking was prime ad space used well
  9. Keystone Kentucky Kops manage to completely fuck up the recovery of a stolen weed eater on Dec 23. its confusing... but the simple info is: methhead tells cops that the weed eater he stole was at 500 fake address--- an old address HE NO LONGER LIVED AT. for some reason... cops decide its critical to recover a $100 weed eater that was hidden at the former address of the meth head who is in custody and they need to recover it within 4 hours. so cops get a warrant to bust into #500 fake address and recover this fucking weedeater that night. the cops KNOW this isnt the perps address anymore.... so for whatever reason they still send 5 roided up cops to recover the weed eater. Cops arrive at #511 fake address, its completely the wrong address... but to make things more fucked up they THINK they are at #489 fake address. they know they have a warrant for 500 fake address... and think they are at 489 fake address... and they tell dispatach that they are at 189 fake address and about to execute a warrant. why the fuck are the cops executing a warrant at an address they KNOW is wrong???? who the fuck knows. but instead of checking in, or maybe just knocking on the door to try and recover this weedeater... they decide to go full home warrant invasion of the completely wrong house... and not just the wrong house... but a house they KNOW isnt the warrant listed addres. innocent early 60s single homeowner at 511 fake address gets the Botham Jean treatment and is instantly dead. all of this caught on surveillance of a 3rd home camera.... cops realize they fucked up HAVE A HUDDLE for 2 mins before they call in shots fired. which as we all know is almost always the very first thing cops scream over the radio when in the middle of a gunfight. of course cops are claiming righteous shoot at this time and that they killed the perp....
  10. AUS-97HORN

    Landman

    For me the point of no return... was the worm with a combined total of, I believe, THREE days working in the patch, including 1 day where he got blown the fuck up, tells his new hotty mexican chick that "hes learned all he needs to learn, and is eventually going to own an oil company and treat people better" paraphrased of course. combined with this idiot droppping out "2 months" from graduating from Tech with a petroleum engineering degree..... tells me all i need to know how this fucks life would go in the real world... but in Sheridans world this fucking kid is going to invent some gadget that makes a bazillion bucks and in 2 years hes gonne be owning the company.
  11. ballgame
  12. too many int he backfield i think
  13. thats a killler first. its getting down to the 2 min warning for sure now
  14. i thnk 2 more first downs and its over
  15. should be DPI on that play as well
  16. amazing how kirby gets these kind of close plays directly next to him. but I agree hes a little short.
  17. hes a half yard short
  18. again... its getting to the point that georgia and the announcers just automatically assume any contact at all means georgia gets a DPI and its bullshit
  19. i want to see a replay of 3rd down. that looked like a receiver catching the ball and then having it knocked out.
  20. shit he didnt turn around,,,
  21. how did he drop that looked like a fumble
  22. ND defense suddenly giving up chunk yardage
  23. we only needed 2 of 3 instead 1/3
  24. Hey Bert thats how you kick it when its 47 yards needed
  25. obvious movement on the snapthere.
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