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AUS-97HORN

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  1. nah, he will do the other Josh Allen and score in 5 mins... only to watch his defense give up the 2 min TD drive
  2. i love how the refs just ignore the holds by the chiefs O line anytime someone escapes and starts hearding for Patrick
  3. suddenly Buffalo cant get out of their own way 3rd and 11ish coming up
  4. hes down.. half his body is on the ground before it moves
  5. holy shit. who the fuck calls that play going to the short side of the field???
  6. welp... theres a damn good chance thats the deciding drive there
  7. and make sure there are 3 seconds or less left on the clock when they do
  8. and now buffalo just gonna give up a free FG here with 20 seconds left
  9. its also fucking cold outside.... those balls are hard as rocks in this weather
  10. ends up being a bad KC timeout. buffalo can run 2 straight times here now.
  11. ♪ we were sitting in my 69 chevy pickup with a bench seat, she was giving me a hummer when the fucking cops knocked on the window ♪
  12. htf you let the only chiefs receiver who can still catch to be 10 yards wide open in the endzone
  13. chiefs better figure out their run defense fking quick or they are going to boat raced
  14. at this point honestly surprised that Mahomes hasnt mutinied against almost all his receivers.
  15. not a buffalo fan, and I realize the Chief player has a fair right to the ball... but he literally led with his helmet into an NFL defined defenseless receiver.... how is that not a flag?
  16. Commander Skip Tyler (Ret)... too bad about that damn drunk driver taking his leg
  17. dont you mean the sound of Chipotle? Pretty sure the sound of Chipotle one was from Webster, Tx here is the better bet, every single one of those ads shows a "real worker" at a real Chiptole. what is the over/under at how long the under-28 year olds with at least some model looks and instincts were employed at that their particular Chipotle? I would give it 3 days. 1 to get officially hired, 1 to show up for the dress rehersal and they quit the minute after the ad was wrapped up. having put in zero actual fast food worker time. almost reminds me of those insepid "real people, not actors" bullshit Chevy commercials where 90% of their real people were folks with active IMDB acting credits. And Chevy followed up with the "we didnt hire them as actors, it was a real reaction" no you lying fucks, it was a group of actors who immediately recognized they were on a set and, you know, started fucking acting.
  18. fuck that.the phrase it takes a village is real... someone needs to step up and tell these little prince's and princesses that they arent gods gift to the world just because they exist. 40 years ago the village would have united and told that little fuck he was wrong. all this "mind you own business if it aint your kid" crap needs to fucking stop. if in 3 seconds a parent didnt run up to him after that video and at an absolutely minimum admonish the fuck, I sure as fuck would have done it myself and then told his karen mother to go fuck herself. let her scream for the cops, you have a fucking future serial killer on tape being an absolute shithead.
  19. fucker just described Surly to a fucking T he just forgot to add: led by lawyers... and that would have been the confirmed chefs kiss
  20. cause in all of the last 30ish years of college FB history, a new AD inheriting a HC that the prior AD hired in the year before being replaced has gone SOOOOO well
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