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AUS-97HORN

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  1. not a buffalo fan, and I realize the Chief player has a fair right to the ball... but he literally led with his helmet into an NFL defined defenseless receiver.... how is that not a flag?
  2. Commander Skip Tyler (Ret)... too bad about that damn drunk driver taking his leg
  3. dont you mean the sound of Chipotle? Pretty sure the sound of Chipotle one was from Webster, Tx here is the better bet, every single one of those ads shows a "real worker" at a real Chiptole. what is the over/under at how long the under-28 year olds with at least some model looks and instincts were employed at that their particular Chipotle? I would give it 3 days. 1 to get officially hired, 1 to show up for the dress rehersal and they quit the minute after the ad was wrapped up. having put in zero actual fast food worker time. almost reminds me of those insepid "real people, not actors" bullshit Chevy commercials where 90% of their real people were folks with active IMDB acting credits. And Chevy followed up with the "we didnt hire them as actors, it was a real reaction" no you lying fucks, it was a group of actors who immediately recognized they were on a set and, you know, started fucking acting.
  4. fuck that.the phrase it takes a village is real... someone needs to step up and tell these little prince's and princesses that they arent gods gift to the world just because they exist. 40 years ago the village would have united and told that little fuck he was wrong. all this "mind you own business if it aint your kid" crap needs to fucking stop. if in 3 seconds a parent didnt run up to him after that video and at an absolutely minimum admonish the fuck, I sure as fuck would have done it myself and then told his karen mother to go fuck herself. let her scream for the cops, you have a fucking future serial killer on tape being an absolute shithead.
  5. fucker just described Surly to a fucking T he just forgot to add: led by lawyers... and that would have been the confirmed chefs kiss
  6. cause in all of the last 30ish years of college FB history, a new AD inheriting a HC that the prior AD hired in the year before being replaced has gone SOOOOO well
  7. and if you had said, no, it needs another coat, it would have gone one of 2 ways. A) you are saying it looks terrible and thats why you want me to put on another coat B) of course you say it needs another coat, ive been working on this for hours WITHOUT any help from you.. why the hell arent you helping me???
  8. 2002: who is Josh Duhamel? A: never heard of him (literally 1 tv credit in a single episode of Ed 2003: who is Josh... oh is he the guy on the show with all the hot chicks with big tits based out of Las Vegas? classic case of being a nobody until he stars with a bunch of hot chicks and hasnt stopped working since.
  9. i mean jesus... that was as obvious of a PI ever.
  10. from a 100 post poster whose like HOLY SHIT, NO ONE POSTED BAMA'S NEW CORCH--- I GOTS TO POST---- I SCOOPED THE SURL!!!!!!!! HEY EVERYBODY- FREE TVS!!!!!1
  11. I mean, I understand greed is a massive factor, but if you know you have scammed the Federal government for $25/40/50 MILLION fucking dollars in say 3 or 4 years, why in the holy fuck would you fucking stay in the country? you know damn well the government auditors work slow, and you can get away with it for 2,3 years (covid obviously was a bonus year+).. get the fuck out of the country once you have $30M, go to a tough-to-expedite country and fucking retire there. I mean jeeezus, getting 4% means she would get over a million a year just in interest. you can live bigly and laugh at the money you stole.... you just cant ever come back to the US.
  12. really... cause they are getting fucking worked by the NIL deals pretty hard these last 3 years. I realize the SCHOOL cant pay the players, but if they have that much money, surely some creative SEC accounting can be had.... I mean for fuck sake its the SEC where the term bag man was initiated 45 years ago
  13. dude, the Bama hire is gonna happen probably before the end of MLK day. its not an offseason negotiation, its literally a RIGHT FUCKING NOW negotiation If his agent has half a fucking brain, he should have already called CDC and said Bama just offered $10M plus the buyout ammount to come coach them, but since the buyout would count as taxable income for Sark, he would settle for $8.25M this coming year and a guaranteed +250K more every additional year he coaches here.
  14. he can now make $5or 6 M a year to be a college football analyst with his only stress being which tie to wear on the TV
  15. really surprised at the Pete Carrol news... unless he decided that being over 70 he didnt want to coach anymore.
  16. jeez man, the Denzel version is the epitome of fuck around and find out. yeah, young Dakota is annoying as fuck... but Denzel does a master clinic on enraged psycho killer on a purposeful mission... first on blind revenge, and then on blind hope that he can save her.
  17. they dont call it fire crotch for nothing....
  18. you weren't by chance visiting next door were you?
  19. the two women run over when the 777 landed short of the SFO runway and broke into 3 pieces.
  20. interesting line of storms about to hit... supposedly high winds right behind it...
  21. NTSB says they got emailed 2 pics from "Bob In Portland" that they ID'd as the plug... just chilling in his backyard.
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