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SHOOTER12

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  1. 6 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

    More corps dork shit. Stupid challenger 17 squad. Funny thing is none of these jerk offs are aeronautical engineering majors.

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    Those big bulges in those weird pants...is that where they put their colostomy bags.

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  2. On 1/8/2024 at 12:08 PM, Prepuce of Doom said:

    I recently saw a car with a sticker on its rear windshield that read "Not all handicaps are visible" or similar. I imagine that person has probably been accosted by well-meaning but incorrect parking spot hall monitors.

    Or maybe they're an extremely clever and lazy asshole. 

    I need one of those stickers. I might be limping that day and I might not. What those assholes don't realize is that most of the time I get in the store I'm hurting so bad I have to stop several times just to slip my prosthesis off several times and wait until the pain abates.  Also my afib and congestive heart failure don't show.

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  3. On 1/3/2024 at 9:20 AM, atomheartbevo said:

    Trump is also not bothering to actually campaign in WI, PA, MI, AZ, NC, and NV.  He’s basically hosting occasional legal fundraisers. Can’t generate enthusiasm if the cult doesn’t get to see Dear Leader out and about,

    [Carrie] "don't pay him any attention, he was born an asshole and just grew bigger".[Ann]

  4. On 1/9/2024 at 10:52 AM, Vic Mackey said:

    The amount of Buccees billboards. And they start like 80 miles away and are seemingly there every mile. With them building the one in Hillsboro, I'll see them the entire way down 35 pretty much to Temple.

    Same BS Stuckeys used to do with their billboards. 

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  5. On 1/9/2024 at 8:19 AM, atomheartbevo said:

    So forecast has Austin down to 17 next week, and around 36 hours of freezing or near-freezing weather.  My first thought is will the power hold up.

    News here said we have a 50% chance of losing power....fark!

  6. On 1/9/2024 at 8:19 AM, atomheartbevo said:

    So forecast has Austin down to 17 next week, and around 36 hours of freezing or near-freezing weather.  My first thought is will the power hold up.

    Depending on the weather app, it's calling for 8°-11° here in Nastydouches with 36-48 hours below freezing. I started getting ready this morning as it's going to be hell getting it done with a destroyed shoulder.

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