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Posts posted by SHOOTER12
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7 minutes ago, utfan87 said:
Rumor is OC Cade McCrary got fired by PNG. Who has heard as to why?
His dick stuck out too far?
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30 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:
It’s cool. Just put it in the yard with your lawn jockey.
I keed, I keed…I hope.It will be gone before the weekend is over.
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30 minutes ago, Nuge said:
I like that you called yourself an idiot.
Self awareness is the first step towards nirvana. Be aware that we are all idiots or we would not be married and posting in this thread. Hope you have your breakthrough soon.😃
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1 minute ago, Jameslaw121 said:
Hopefully user name does not check out????
Maybe...maybe not...there are times???
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16 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:
Am I the only one who sees the stylized smiling black face sunflower painted on there, looking like it’s right out of the Jim Crow era?Lol, no blackface just a piss poor artist trying to paint highlights on a freaking sunflower.
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14 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:
So…how much for the super racist milk jug thingie in the last pic? Asking for a friend. One of my black friends. I have several, you know.Racist milk jug???
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On 12/30/2023 at 10:22 AM, 956 Worldwide said:
There is a statute of limitations, and it’s best to just say what your deal is when you accept an invite. For sure if it’s really involved. “We’d like to come to dinner. We’ve been cutting way down on red meat, is that OK?” lands much better than “we don’t eat anything but chicken and seafood” on the day of.
Its a pretty safe bet that by day of, your host has put planning and money into the meal and it’s a dick move to say “oh, we don’t eat most stuff.”
Should have told the little bastard to starve.
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My idiot fucking wife has turned into a fucking hoarder/retard/collector of other people's junk. Mostly from her regarded sister. It all gets drug up on te porch. After todays latest addition I finally lost it and lowered the boom.
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On 1/3/2024 at 12:46 AM, pyrohornIII said:
Interesting little back and forth here now. The fact only 14 replies shows how much water Johnny Football is carrying now.
....it's piss
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4 minutes ago, pyrohornIII said:Got dayum, where did all the dust come from?
An outstanding young man who I wish nothing but the absolute best for. A better representative for the University of Texas would be hard to find.
Dammit don't we have cloning perfected yet?
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9 hours ago, YGIFS said:
I would think Johnny Manziel's children will one day suffer from East Texas Butt Fuck Face.
Ftfy...
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On 1/1/2024 at 10:02 AM, SHOOTER12 said:
TEXAS-48
Wash-17
Penis- 6/8 47 yds, 1 TD, 2 int.
Then he met Mr. Sweat.
Yeah, didn't age too well....FARK
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We were so poor my mom cut holes in the pockets of my jeans so I would have something to play with...
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31 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:
We are proud of your progress.
Fuck him, to even dare relate aggy to us in such a way. I mean we're not exactly whining about an App State loss. This was a big time game with big stakes.
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32 minutes ago, Reese Bennett said:
I'm blaming myself because I wore my favorite Texas cap to watch the game. I haven't worn it all year and in previous years, it was bad luck and cost us games. But I thought the curse was broken and I wanted to wear it more so I gambled and put it on. Now, I plan on burning it.
Hate to admit it, but for the last 2 years I wore my '05 championship T-shirt. After ousux this year I realized every time I wore it, we lost. It has been permanently retired.
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Still numb this afternoon. I mean it WAS RIGHT THERE, and we didn't bring our "A" game. I kind of blacked out and hope all my neighbors hospital stays are short and that they will forgive me. Also sorry about slaughtering and burning all their livestock.
Other than that I guess I'm doing OK.
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On 12/10/2023 at 1:39 AM, williemackgarza said:
Typical aggy edjumacashun....he misspelled "dumb".
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10 hours ago, TejasPedro said:
Two coaches/analysts I would like for Sark to consider Dana Holgorsen and Connor Stalions
Go home Pedro, you're drunk.
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1 minute ago, BurgleBro said:
We refused to use the left or middle of the field
Couldn't believe we kept going to the short side of the field at the end.
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Just now, vandergriff said:
Season on the line. Berth in national championship game.
And those are the 4 plays that the "genius" comes up with. What a flaming pile of dogshit those last plays were. And Ewers was just as bad.
Shut up neg king
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Last play was DPI, fight me.
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Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
in Lulz
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Slut DeCarlo has no business in the conversation.