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Quagmire

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  1. I did it once, had it in my backpack . Cruise through security line and get to front and see dog sniffing people. Butthole tightening, 2 lines converged and I keep telling other lady to go first and end up running into her. Probably looked suspicious as fuck, dog sniffs me and I got on by with minor heart attack. Obviously bomb sniffing dog but still makes you nervous .
  2. Change company to for profit and then…. Profit
  3. Pull a gun on him and tell him if he messes with your son you’ll let him have it
  4. You trying to be the first man to die with a boner or something ?
  5. Did u cum yet?
  6. Seemed like a shitty attack just pull into open area , stop and get shot.
  7. Expect a destroyed in transit notification soon
  8. Can I get a score update ? How much time left ?
  9. Is this thread more embarrassing than jersey man cumming in his pants ?
  10. My directv stream sub has gone from 35 in 2016 to 80 now. Still grand fathered in but shit it’s catching up to cable prices
  11. I’m rooting for drugs
  12. You should bang your sons teacher on that bench.
  13. Porn site huh
  14. Yep, really not hard to do it , no way it’s worth 200 a month . Probably 30 minutes or your time
  15. If I had access to cowboys cheerleaders locker room , I’m totally watching them change . Sorry not sorry
  16. Agree with others punishment seems harsh for an accident . Unless he did it on purpose and said fuck yo bench
  17. Ugly bench would not bang
  18. Bastard , mine started September 10 and still waiting on plaster
  19. I have one on myself , need to get one for my wife. How else can I afford hookers in blow
  20. Loved season 1 , season 2 just seems off to me like they are out of ideas
  21. Only downside to WFM is having to jerk off to pictures of my secretary instead of banging her in my office
  22. Maybe it’s the most valuable pussy award ?
  23. Always wanted to bang one of the chicks, those head tails would come in handy during doggy style
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