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Chips O'Toole

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  1. I would pay so much money if someone could somehow slip "cancer patient who played like a cancer patient" into the media guide.
  2. Is it cheese and hot sauce or mustard and ketchup? All 4?
  3. Oh wow, there was in internal mole hunt in the group chat? And they outed our woo as their fuccboi?
  4. LH94 is trying his best to summon CTJ out of bolivia.
  5. This is a long shot, but does anybody have a lead on where to get dumbbells right now? They are basically non-existent at stores and people are selling them for like $100 for the individual weights on craigslist. Not going to a gym has been weird, as I have been regularly using a gym at least 2x a week for 12 years or so. I have had to cut sugar and flour out of my diet completely since I gained a good amount of weight between March and June. I'm doing pretty good right now with jogging and insanity/HIIT indoors, but I am still missing some strength training I don't get with just pull-ups or pushups. Just a set of 20 or 25 lb dumbbells would allow me to do some weighted squats and lunges. I have resistance bands but those are pretty limited.
  6. This may make me an asshole, but I would rather steal money than be retarded.
  7. It was Malibu and Big Red to be exact. Was he also the coach that thought Cosmi was a horrible take?
  8. "Permanent recruiting stain" is probably how I would describe Looch if someone who didn't follow this nonsense asked "Hey what's the deal with that massive wad of wing-grease and facial pubes?"
  9. Once again, not many people to like on this crew. The obviously pre-arranged fake interview and hiring of the new chef is really putting me off for future seasons. Sandy is terrible, Hannah is terrible and likely fired, Jess is worthless, Malia may be a Bravo puppet at this point, Pete was so bad he's not even allowed to speak on camera any more. Rob was ok at first, but him and Jess together are really cringey and gross. Alex seems fine. He is going hard after Bugs which is probably going to be annoying af in an episode or two. Hopefully Kiko bounces back from this, as he was set up to fail and was pulling it off up until the vegan crew destroyed his confidence.
  10. That was crazy. When he got there, he compared his job to living in the wilderness because he has to work with "wild animals" all the time. Then he saw some bears or heard some wolves or whatever and immediately called for rescue because he was terrified and didn't have his sidearm. I think there was another guy that season that said he felt naked without his guns, and he tapped out after a night or two of hearing wolves growling and howling.
  11. Yes, this one is just incredible. They literally signed up to compete with Bama for recruits and then made it their entire identity.
  12. That dinner was so embarrassing, I wanted to stop watching it altogether. I think the vegans broke Kiko.
  13. Nikki, goddamn she would have been next level insane had she stayed out there longer. The crew would have rolled up to a squirrel tea party or some shit.
  14. Compared to the people on Season 6, yeah a few of them were super lame and complained/cried a lot or went home in the first couple of days.
  15. We got through season 4, barely. Glad we stuck it out, Season 5 is good so far.
  16. That's not even close to what I would consider a heavy accent. Jess was also being a cunt about it.
  17. Prime has season 1, we're currently watching it after watching season 6 on Netflix.
  18. Fixed. Also, unblock surlyhorns.com so we can see you on the internet again.
  19. The Brocks all desperately need Jesus.
  20. This is the greatest thing yet.
  21. Floor is Lava is a good time.
  22. Immediately cancelled YTTV after getting the email today about the 30% sub increase. Completely insane, I'll watch shit a year later on hulu or wherever. The $50 was pissing me off each month as well.
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