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  1. 16 minutes ago, ernest_t_bass said:

    And you turned out OK. (allegedly) 

    Other than pissing your pants and forgetting who you are for half-an-hour every time somebody runs a microwave, sure.

    I remember the Star Wars lunchbox I used to have, and it had one of those plastic thermoses in it, and when it was cold out, my mom would put hot tomato soup in it.

    That plastic was probably leeching a shitload of cancer into the soup.

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  2. 10 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

    Has anyone said Kellen Moore? Bc Garrett is getting fired and he may need a landing spot

    We'd be happy with Helen Keller at this point.

    And she'd be easier to track than Graham Harrell.

  3. 1 hour ago, Sbbruin said:

    So do we have an over/under on the number of Baby Yoda dolls sold this Christmas?  Eleventy billion?

    edit- I guess there aren't going to be many as they didn't gear up production of them because they didn't want to spoil the intro of the character.

    I'm honestly impressed with Disney on this, because in the past, they would have commercialized the shit out of it, and we would have had the dolls, etc. in the stores the week that Disney+ launched.

    I can remember the soundtrack to The Phantom Menace spoiling Qui-Gon Jinn's death multiple times weeks before the movie launched.

  4. 11 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

    Yah, if you have a guy lined up now and you're having to baby Herman along with needed coaching decisions, cut that fucking bait now. Don't be fucking idiots. 

    1234.  Monumentally stupid if they are having to make decisions for Herman, set the bar extremely high for next season, all so they can bring in an unknown HCIW.   And the Tech win put the brakes on everything. 

  5. 2 hours ago, Landomatic said:

    For all these reasons, I don't see this happening and I don't want this happening.  Plus he's an aggy.  Pass.

    While the other reasons are good, I don't give a shit about where he graduated (same with Harrell) - Darrell K. Royal was a Sooner.

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  6. 7 hours ago, Junior Miller said:

    Good episode. A little firefly-like but still pretty solid and baby Yoda has mastered comedic timing. 

    When he leans over and pushes the button that shakes things up, that is my toddler - she will do something like try and touch a key on my laptop, I'll move her hand and tell her to stop it, and then she'll look at me, and continue looking at me while leaning over to push another key.

  7. 3 hours ago, Nueces River Rat said:

    How about a good old fashioned tar and feathering.   I've only seen that on the internet and movies.   

    Hot tar is involved in some instances, and it smells horrible, the flesh bubbles, oh and the flesh is burning so that smells even more horrible.  And the person keeps on screaming until they pass out.  Would rather not see or smell that again.  

  8. 5 minutes ago, Lobo said:

    I don't know anything about this kid's recruitment.  Says he's a 3-star from Utah.  But that mullet says 5-star from Florida.

    LOL.  
     

    He’s one of the few defensive commits.   Given that he bailed without knowing who the replacements will be, I’m guessing he did not want to really be here.  

  9. 11 minutes ago, Mother mopar said:

    Morris is not happening based upon his feud with herman from there G5 coaching days.

    Both of them desperately need to bounce back next year.  If Herman has a shitty year next year, he’s on the Charlie Strong path to coaching a JUCO team.

    And for all we know, Herman had little say in some of the firings today.  

  10. 33 minutes ago, Handcruser said:

    All I know is I am stoked at the prospect of getting a SITTING POWER 5 OC and DC.

    I read that as “SHITTING POWER” and wanted to know if that 5 was on a scale of 1-10.   
    I need to go to bed.  

  11. 57 minutes ago, Steamboat1874 said:

    Might want to keep an eye on the transfer portal and the recruiting commitments be fore you make that statement.

    I will be shocked if we do not see some transfers and decommitments in the next few days.

     

  12. Chad Morris.    Toss in Harrell if Morris isn’t available.   But Morris is available, and will be hungry, and this is exactly the chance he needs to bounce back.    Plus, he’s got deep ties to Texas HS football.  

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  13. 1 hour ago, Burt Macklin said:

    JFC. Anwar needed sources to come to these conclusions?

    Sports reporters say that kinda shit all the time.  His sources could be Herman wanting to get talking points out there. It could be shit he read on Twitter.   By claiming “sources”, he’s not directly saying anything negative about the program or any coaches, because he plays it as the opinion of other people.  

  14. On 11/30/2019 at 12:17 PM, GRHorn said:

    I feel bad for y’all that have families that want to talk about politics when they’re around relatives they don’t often see.

    Some of these people, their identities are wrapped up in the whole Trump phenomenon.   It's not like my Oklahoma relatives, where they can make a crack about "how's the People's Republic of Austin?" or "We hear a huge sucking sound to the south of us, is it your state or your football team" and I can respond back "pretty good, how is the Land of Meth and Incest?" and we all chuckle about it.  We can talk all kinds of shit towards each other, about sports, our politicians (at least in the past), etc. and nobody gets butthurt about it.  We can even toss around some religious jokes (bunch of my Okie relatives are Lutheran or Southern Baptist, my wife and other from the Texas bunch are Southern Baptist, Methodist, etc.) and it's all fun.

    But if something even comes close to touching on Trump, and one of the Trumpkins is around, it's almost no longer family for them.  An uncle mentions my cousin is looking to change jobs, because he's in agriculture, and there's been some financial problems because of some of the stuff that happened the past year or so.  Trump is never mentioned nor tariffs or trade wars, etc., but it doesn't matter, it's like the fucking bat signal went off, and a Trumpkin has to jump in and a) claim that it's not really a problem and b) if it is a problem, it's the fault of Democrats.

    This year, when we were around Trumpkins, we made sure the TVs stayed off.  That helped a lot.  Last year, we had a relative get extremely upset that we asked them to turn down Fox News and close the door to the den, and claimed it was because we were a bunch of liberals.  Extremely upset, even though we explained we were filming an interview with an older relative and didn't want a bunch of background noise.  They closed the door, but made sure to crank up the TV even louder. 

    20 or 40 years from now, our kids/grandkids are going to be looking back at home videos where Fox News is blaring in the background, and wonder what the fuck was this country thinking.

  15. 8 hours ago, Lobo said:

    For realz though---what was Mary & Joseph's last name?  

    Didn't have one, at least not that we would recognize.  He might have commonly been known as Joseph the Carpenter, and more formerly Joseph son of Jacob.

    Jesus was known as Jesus, son of Joseph from Nazareth (in the Bible), or "that fucking Jew" in long-since-lost letters written by Pontias Pilate.

  16. 8 hours ago, HenryJames said:

    They’re going to find out if Jesus had a Spanish surname.

    He was a carpenter....he was brown, and he didn't speak English.  But he was also Jewish.

    They might invite him into their country club, but they are going to be gritting their teeth when they do it.  Unless they have somebody around who knows Aramaic, they aren't going to realize it when he told them to fuck off.

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