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Posts posted by atomheartbevo
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On 11/30/2019 at 12:17 PM, GRHorn said:
I feel bad for y’all that have families that want to talk about politics when they’re around relatives they don’t often see.
Some of these people, their identities are wrapped up in the whole Trump phenomenon.  It's not like my Oklahoma relatives, where they can make a crack about "how's the People's Republic of Austin?" or "We hear a huge sucking sound to the south of us, is it your state or your football team" and I can respond back "pretty good, how is the Land of Meth and Incest?" and we all chuckle about it.  We can talk all kinds of shit towards each other, about sports, our politicians (at least in the past), etc. and nobody gets butthurt about it.  We can even toss around some religious jokes (bunch of my Okie relatives are Lutheran or Southern Baptist, my wife and other from the Texas bunch are Southern Baptist, Methodist, etc.) and it's all fun.
But if something even comes close to touching on Trump, and one of the Trumpkins is around, it's almost no longer family for them.  An uncle mentions my cousin is looking to change jobs, because he's in agriculture, and there's been some financial problems because of some of the stuff that happened the past year or so.  Trump is never mentioned nor tariffs or trade wars, etc., but it doesn't matter, it's like the fucking bat signal went off, and a Trumpkin has to jump in and a) claim that it's not really a problem and b) if it is a problem, it's the fault of Democrats.
This year, when we were around Trumpkins, we made sure the TVs stayed off.  That helped a lot.  Last year, we had a relative get extremely upset that we asked them to turn down Fox News and close the door to the den, and claimed it was because we were a bunch of liberals.  Extremely upset, even though we explained we were filming an interview with an older relative and didn't want a bunch of background noise.  They closed the door, but made sure to crank up the TV even louder.Â
20 or 40 years from now, our kids/grandkids are going to be looking back at home videos where Fox News is blaring in the background, and wonder what the fuck was this country thinking.
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8 hours ago, Lobo said:
For realz though---what was Mary & Joseph's last name? Â
Didn't have one, at least not that we would recognize. Â He might have commonly been known as Joseph the Carpenter, and more formerly Joseph son of Jacob.
Jesus was known as Jesus, son of Joseph from Nazareth (in the Bible), or "that fucking Jew" in long-since-lost letters written by Pontias Pilate.
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8 hours ago, HenryJames said:
They’re going to find out if Jesus had a Spanish surname.
He was a carpenter....he was brown, and he didn't speak English.  But he was also Jewish.
They might invite him into their country club, but they are going to be gritting their teeth when they do it. Â Unless they have somebody around who knows Aramaic, they aren't going to realize it when he told them to fuck off.
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Once Upon a Time in the West. Â Werner Herzog can play the role of the railroad baron.
Ironically, Nick Nolte could have played the Jack Elam character. Â Woody Harrelson?

Pedro already has Harmonica down.

Who do you get to play Frank, Henry Fonda's character? Â He was 63 when he made this.


DiCaprio?Â
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On 11/29/2019 at 11:01 AM, tx 3 putt said:
Hits close to home, I was also in Victoria at that timeÂ

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19 minutes ago, John Smith2 said:
I also think OU is Texas' arch rival technically/logically, but not emotionally. I see a lot more emotional investment in anti-aggy posting than anti-OU posting on here.Â
LSU vs aggy has twice the replies than this thread.Â
I think it's more a reflection of how we and OU are doing - during our better years, we are going to shit-talk the hell out of the methheads north of the Red River.Â
While it is a down year for us, making it a little more difficult to shit-talk the land thieves, aggy as of late, thanks to their $75 million coach and being eternally aggy, has been providing a lot more comedy.
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Next, they are going to examine whether or not Jesus was really called the Prince of Peace.
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22 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:
What in the holy fuck is happening?
You have to see the video (sorry, i don't have it handy)
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3 minutes ago, John Smith2 said:
The best coach in Oklahoma State history is 2-13 against OU.
Oklahoma State should clearly join another conference.
/aggy
/Nebraska
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3 hours ago, Rockethorn1978 said:
CDC is to big of a pussy obviously to pull the trigger and hire urban. I thought he had “vision of the big picture” and clearly he doesn’t if he seriously think Tom Herman is the big picture. Grow a sack and hire the guy we all know would fucking wreck shop here Urbanus Sir Meyer.
If CDC pulled the trigger after the end of this season, and Herman gets a helluva nice payout, and the new guy who starts in January goes and flops as well, then CDC will be out of his job.
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4 hours ago, youdunnf'dup said:
Also, just like the post earlier said, Texas should not be satisfied with 10 wins. Ever. If it happens, it happens, but we shouldn’t be pulling a fucking Sam ehlinger, saying “well if you look at this program over the last decade, the fans should be happy with 10 wins. Fuck that. We have way too many resources to not at the very least be in the big 12 championship every single yearÂ
We need back-to-back 10-win seasons before we can start bitching about not doing better.
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Spoilers ahoy, possibly
SpoilerWe may be getting one or more Ewoks in IX
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1 hour ago, Hank Chinaski said:
I know there's a buyout. I know Urban seems sleazy. I know. Other programs would do it. Texas will not. And - right, wrong or indifferent - that answers the question.Â
Sling Blade has LSU sitting 11-0. Â Urban can't be the only available coach capable of getting us to at least 10 wins.
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1 hour ago, mdmost said:
Sure, that was a "filler episode" and still 100X better than most television going right now. But there will be some parts of it that come into play later. There's a reason the hot momma was an ace shot. Probably she's a former Imperial.Â
It would be amusing if they introduce us to these interesting characters like Ugnolte and Gina, and then that's the last you ever hear of them, but that's not how Rebels worked, plus we've seen trailers for Mandalorian clearly showing Gina and others in other settings.  I do admit, I actually thought he was going to live Baby Yoda with those people, but then they had to do something to show that he's incredibly important.
Since they seem to be slow-rolling it, they are probably introducing us to characters, Ugnolte, Gina, Hot Widow, etc., that will form some kind of team. Â
He's going to get a larger ship, probably for his team/family, and there's already leaked photos of it.
[spioler]

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But seriously, it's cool that they are taking their time and just doing world and character-building. Â While it maybe the closest thing they have to a "bottle episode", this was not a throw-away episode.
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45 minutes ago, El Squared said:
SIAP: but you need not go through sternum to penetrate the heart. Between the correct ribs is good enough.
When they are clawing at your face and and hands and screaming loudly, you don’t have the luxury of pinning them down and precisely stabbing between the ribs.  Plus, while it’s tough, it’s not very thick and you can get through it with a pocket knife and/or push in on the sternum to help penetration.  Messing with ribs, you could get stuck or your knife is not shallow enough. Â
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2 hours ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:
Man. How fucked up would it be to drive a knife into somebody’s heart? That’s cold blooded.
Dedicated to.  I don’t know what kind of knife she was using, but it’s tough as hell to get a typical pocket knife through the sternum. Â
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42 minutes ago, hornian said:
Or:
They don’t have towels in a galaxy far away?
We know they have space shitters!
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42 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:
Nice people.
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100% Desperation. If Republican politicians start disobeying Trump publicly, that's not a good scenario for him.
It's cute that Gaetz thinks he's some kind of enforcer, or that Trump will actually like him - he's a tool as far as Trump is concerned.
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2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:
They are trolling but I guarantee there is a small percentage of his base that will convince themselves it could be true. That’s how broken these people are.Â
Qanon wouldn't have made money if these people didn't exist.
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9 hours ago, softlynow said:
I want the Dem nominee to announce at a debate that if he/she wins that the new name of Space Force will be Starfleet. Just as a random troll to throw him off.
Shitload of Star Trek fans would work out how to register to vote, and show up for the election. Â That's an untapped demographic. Â And they have money.
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So there is supposed to be a link to IX coming out next month.
I know the obvious is Baby Yoda and whatever the clone doctor was doing.
But I find it odd that they bring in a former rebel shock trooper who briefly mentions dropping on Endor, given that Endor is supposedly shown in IX.
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3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:
trump campaign saying the trump rocky picture wasn’t doctored. Donny jr agreeing.Â
sure Jan gif
https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-campaign-disputes-picture-president-rocky-doctored-1474789?amp=1is this world even real ?
They are trolling, and they think it's funny, because the media doesn't know how to respond to such a fucking stupidly blatant lie.
Remember, Donny Jr is the guy who wants everybody to fuck up their holidays and pick fights with relatives, because, and it's just a guess, his holiday dinners with family probably get heated.
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1 minute ago, dcar00 said:
one or 2 aint enough and herman doesn't have the humility to show how much he fucked up "alignment".
Depends on who goes. Â His humility will be staring down the barrel at his future as a head coach. Â Charlie Strong is not who he wants to follow.
Just now, MonkeyDoughnut said:Maybe it's the orange goggles but I have to think there are some good coordinators looking at the talent at Texas thinking they could right this ship in year one.
Plenty of egos out there -Â more than a few are probably thinking that they could come in, right the ship, and then bail a year or two later for their own HC gigs. Â If it's just about money, somebody making six figures could bust their ass for a year or two, help UT improve considerably, and boom they are going to start getting 7-figure offers.
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12 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:
Oh he's here...waiting to come swooping in with a tale of the very important person he was at dinner with who also happens to summer with Chris Del Conte in the Hamptons and how they discussed at length how the coaching situation was being handled in a manner that most of us small time donors would never be able to comprehend....but we won't get that now will we Mr Degenerate Generic Kid Mentioner. Â
CDC does not summer in the Hamptons, at least from the first- and second-hand gossip my manservant has passed on to me.Â





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